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Brit For Sale

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About Me

I'm an Acting major at UNCG. I think live theatre is the sexiest, riskiest, most beautiful thing there is. I sing well enough to say I can sing and write well enough to impress people who have trouble with grammar and semi-colons...I like Jesus, yet am still very much on the liberal end of the political spectrum....I am both compassionate and blunt. I give more than I take. I like to buy flowers for strangers. I am sarcastic. I give awkward compliments. I'm a fairly good human. I can probably be overwhelming for the mild-mannered, as I have the capacity to be highly obnoxious. I've been called "Abrasive...in a good way," which still seems to me more of an insult than a compliment....I like people who take care of their loved ones. I like people who don't intentionally cause hurt; people who don't say things they don't mean; who open doors for others; who say "thank you"; people who aren't deceptive.I won't apologize if it's not sincere. I won't nod if I don't agree. I won't attempt to impose my beliefs on you. I am not feminist or vegetarian or punk rock. (That apparently discredits one in a lot of circles.)I can fit my fist in my mouth--that's a skill to have. I'll pretty much make millions from it. That's about it.
You are a Daisy.
Which Kind of Flower Are You?
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You are Beast!You are brilliant and extremely clever. You can
handle almost any problem swiftly and
efficiently. You are devoted to philosophy and
are always up for a good discussion.
Sometimes, though, your anger gets the best of
you and you upset those whom you care about.
Which X-Men character are you most like?
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My Interests

Live theatre. I don't like wearing shoes. I DO like oral hygiene. I enjoy playing in makeup. Playing dress-up. Playing with animals. Playing. Speed boats. Back rubs. Yoga. Meeting new people. Daisies. Big laughs. Greeting cards. Buying flowers. Buying underwear. Good handshakes. Fondue. Phonetics. Having my mind blown. Crinkly smiles. Gratitude. Dancing.I cheat at every single game of Monopoly. I play everything else by the rules.I'd love to make your day. Unless you're a jerk. Then I don't care about your day.

I'd like to meet:



Don't judge me. He's my boyfriend.

Music:

COWBOY MOUTH, Queen, The Avett Brothers, Tom Waits, Buddy Holly, The Darkness, Weezer, Emery, Rasputina, Jump Little Children, Bishop Allen, Elvis Costello, Eve 6, Maroon 5, Ani DiFranco, Meatloaf, Michael Buble, Jason Mraz, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Elton John, Paul Simon, Counting Crows, Mighty McFly, Jack off Jill, Michael Jackson, The Izzys, The Tremors, Sally Spring, The Straight 8s, The Tennessee Rounders, Antony and the Johnsons, The Everybodyfields, Neutral Milk Hotel, Reel Big Fish, The Decemberists, Colin Hay, Regina Spektor, 80's music, musicals...(Music snobs, leave me alone. I'm not going to tell you that your music sucks. Do me the same courtesy.)

Movies:

Sin City, X-men 1 & 2, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Roxanne, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Jerk, The Rose, Angels in America, The Green Mile, O Brother,Where art thou?, Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Misery, Sophie's Choice, The Birdcage, Closer, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barbor of Fleet Street, Beetlejuice, Radioland Murders, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Miss Sunshine, Shawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, American Beauty, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Beaches, Wayne's World, Batman, The Emperor's New Groove, IT, Stranger than Fiction, True Romance, anything Kevin Smith

Television:

Stand-up comedy, Reno 911, American Idol, Mad TV, South Park, Kids In The Hall, Greg The Bunny, Undergrads, Law and Order SVU, Family Guy

Books:

Anthem, all Harry Potters, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, IT, Angels in America, Sin City comics, X-men comics, The Guide to Getting it On, America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Moose Mating

Heroes:

Sam Rockwell, Freddy Mercury, Bette Midler, Kathy Bates, Meryl Streep, Ayn Rand, Brittany Murphy, Wolverine

My Blog

sometimes

Sometimes it is a simple, little, unnoticed fact in the back of my head. Sometimes it is a horrible, gnawing, intestine-eating, heart-tugging pain. Sometimes I have a physical reaction. Sometimes it ...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

Back on the dead horse

You reach a point where you think you've grown up a little--where you begin to feel wise and well-informed and well-adjusted. You find yourself to be objective, strong&like you are a reasonable perso...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST

...Right?

Hindsight is 20-20. I am the queen of inspiring the "in retrospect" doubt, it would seem.Because I suck in real life, apparently, but I fucking rock in retrospect. And I sorta wanna be five years old ...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Don't be a shithead.

You are not exceptionally nice. You don't really make me laugh. You don't go out of your way to make anyone feel happy or welcome or safe. And you're not good-looking enough to make up for everything ...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:53:00 PST

Self-assessment

I like dresses and makeup and nail polish and big hair.  Sometimes I wish I'd spent my whole day waltzing and going to the zoo. I have a very strange relationship with food.  I am exceedin...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

Clam.

First and foremost, I'd like to say with utmost sincerity: I think that you are a genuinely good person. That being said: you are a clam. You are a big, broken promise. You are, as I'd suspected--to...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

Menace.

I figure that I can't lose anymore weight if I keep eating people. You know, thier hearts, souls, intestines, etc. It's probably too much red meat or something. (Or are we white meat?) But I certainly...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

Letter to a total babe

Hey, babe! So, how've you been, what's up, how's your high horse doing? Did the dermatologist find an appropriate cream for that giant shoulder chip you've been toting? Because I know it was totally m...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

Easy Way Out

While there may be absolutely no glory in it, sometimes I fully comprehend the easy way out: the cheap way to expedite the arduous task; the decision to settle for something just because it's easily o...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

Morph.

I keep having...overwhelming dreams.  Creepy molestation dreams with people that I have to see every day--and terribly romantic dreams with people that I have never seen at all.  Dreams abou...
Posted by Brit For Sale on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST