Japanese stuff, tying people up, heavy breathing, anal penetration, namedropping, old man stuff. I shave regularly & often wear dresses. I enjoy taking drugs, especially cocaine.
A girlfriend with a nice house. I need somewhere to live. You probably have a nice boyfriend your own age, but I think you'll find that if you have somewhere nice to live, you will be better off with me. I will prefer it if you are young & nubile, but with an interest in old man stuff. You probably will have no natural beauty, & I will tell you this, & fault your appearance at every opportunity. However, I will kindly offer my expert advice on how to make your appearance acceptable to me. Your job, personality & interests will probably be mundane & ordinary, like you, but not like me. I am special, you are not. I have quite a large penis with a good girth. I will send you photographs of it if you like. I am good at taking photographs, not like you. You should let me move into your house or flat. I do not believe in privacy, & I will tell everyone your personal business. I do this because I care. I will tell you how you should decorate it. You will find that my way is right, & yours is not. My last girlfriend ran away. I don't know why.
My taste in music is far superior to yours.
My taste in films is better & more sophisticated than yours.