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Pipe Major Bill's Weekly Words of Wisdom:1: Don't drink poison
2: Man who run behind car get exhausted
3: Rowing is difficult enough, but rowing with the Beach Boys stuck in your head is torture
4: I don't get angry, I get stabby
5: Don't sharpen a boomerang
6: Until I was 13, I thought my name was Shut Up
7: A piper that isn't playing is just a bloke holding a bag and a couple of tubes
8: I'm not sunburnt, i'm impersonating a tomato
9: Drummers are like slinkys they're good for nothing, but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs
10: Piping is like breathing for me, i do it all the time... cept its cooler
11: I'm not making mistakes, I'm playing seconds
12: "My four stripes are better than your creation of the world" (pipe major Bill in mid battle with god)
13: Death via piping and running comes to those who oppose Pipe Major Bill
14: My skirt is better than your dates! (Bill at formal whilst wearing a kilt)
15: One time I was late to pipe band practice because I was attacked by sea pumas
16: Pipers who do not practice will find a lynx in their cupboard
17: Piss off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18: POFPMDO- Piping On Floor Piping My Drones Off
19: Never fight a chimp on steroids
20: I'm shooting through for a feed - sofp!
21: F*** off Ben or I'll F***ing knife you!
22: Alex - Hey Bill, are you alright? Bill - I'm Pipe Major, i'm f***ing invincible! (Bill at formal whilst being completely smashed)
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highland cathedral
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DEATH VIA PIPING AND RUNNING= Pipe Major Bill's Punishment
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ANZAC Day Parade
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BBC PIPE BAND WEBSITE .
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BBC PIPE BAND PORTAL PHOTOS