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petitlemonagogo

[¿] Humans are cowards in the face of happiness.

About Me

Look for my missing panties One word to describe ♣petitlemonagogo♣ : ‡ ANOMIC ‡

sleep aids, rolaids, sexy maids .:[^_^]:.

+THE GERMAINE FACTSthe cupcake smasher
/C/::If i had a charming import dolls modeling team, i would call it Douchie♥Bags Inc. Llc.
/D/::Wow. Send the models clothes and they'll send you pics of them wearing it.
That's great. Dude...i'm not a model, but if you send me all kinds of fun shit I'd do that for you too.
Dude..send me body jewelry and pie slices (^_^).
/E/::Seksi ladies... you need to help me figure out
howto use my new camera through experimentation and practice
you want me to take picture of you

/F/::My friends and teachers have to deal with the fact that I rarely wear bras...or pants
/G/:: I go crazy for girls with eyepatches or pink wigs
/H/::I answer to many questions with "whichever". What time should I call you?whichever
/I/::Ladies, I'm fat-soluble. So please allow me to melt between your supple breasts... /siGH
/J/::I'm a playful piece of trash in a schoolgirl outfit as of 01-26-07
/K/::Was ist ihre Hobby? FICKIN und SPIELEN
/L/::Vibu ga arimasu ka? Ee, majide tanoshii kara, takusan ga arimasu yo. =)
/M/::I'm a hella fast learner, but I'm just as forgetful.
So instead of remember things, I just keep on relearning things kekeke
/N/::Happy endings aren't true. I never get the girl. elle m'aime pas du tout...
/O/::Only bean paste can save me now...I am a PancakeℵDoozo yorishiku onegai shimasu (∂v∂) Watashi wa ushi desu ♥moomoo MY FAVORITE FUCKING GAMEs ARE LOCO ROCO & ELEBITS!!!! I'm a very shy, confused, caring, fragile, eccentric, violent person, but really... I'm just 90% exhibitionist & 10% glompist. I'm a very traditional person. I will always obey my mommy, even if she stresses me out and takes all my money pwahaha. YES I'M A LITTLE GIRL: I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS AND DO NOT HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. I've survived a breast lump and now only have 1 left nipple piercing instead of both (!_!)Nanay, Jikun, & Mahal are my priority 1's! FUCK YOU UP STEAL YOUR SPATULA (unless you're a hot girl, you can talk to me however you want to baby~). I am about as interesting as a chunk of tofu. No seriously...i'm not very opionated. I .:[♥]:. reading unsanitary diction, analyzing verbal refuse, and looking at senseless pictures. If you feel that the meaning of life is hidden in someone's arsehole or if your burritos go PHWAP , then you should draw an angelic penis, because then you and i...we are very much alike. OMG EVIL MUFFIN blah blah blah. My family is so stereotypically Filipino that it gives me the shits. taco. i'm a nerd. i like school. Kiss my asymptote. i'm a very determined person, just distracted at times. pie. I function best at 1:00 AM in the morning. Rawr. i can't handle women. -- nubile & dangerous --

I HATE GIRLS THAT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.Xidon'tlikeuX

YOU MALDITAS GIVE ME GAS and i desire to throw my tsinilas at you
AIM SN: swtaznmami00

the story of germaine's life (by germaine):

I WANT A KISS FROM EVERY PRETTY GIRL ::GRIN::

Toys & Sweets : vagina winning treats

My Interests

| [Come visit my store and pretend to gush!] |

♣MAJIDE OBSESSED♣

o(^_-)O Paanchi!

WoW BURNING CRUSADES Server: Shadowsong
Character name: Chibinobuta
Sex: Female
Race: Draenei
Class: Shaman
[yeah...i'm a n00b to BC]
Stalk me =)

Yay

Photographing Chicks :: Things that Dangle :: Import Models :: Parallelism :: Linguistics:: Photography [DSLR|b/wFilm|modeling] :: Polyglotness:: Ai [dokkidokki] :: Labbits :: Hinduism :: Cosplay :: Graphic Design :: Rhetoric :: Stuffed Animals :: Video Games [especially ones in Japanese] :: Mythology :: Ice Cream :: Foreign Onomatopeia :: Kawaii/Astrosexy Frau's :: Porn :: Children's Linguistic Development :: Language Acquisition:: Chinese Knotting :: Coloring Books :: Children's Books in Foreign Languages :: Toy Stores :: Psychology :: Art Books :: Poetry :: Conventions :: Concerts :: Arcades :: International Students :: Photoshop :: Dancing Dirty :: Misanthropists :: Tsinilas :: Deceased teddy bears :: Counterculture :: Hentai :: Neopets :: Pinky: cos :: Spunky Mind Sex :: Water Guns :: Hand-carved Yaoi/Yuri paddles :: Stationary :: Aberrant behaviour :: Shallow Depth of Field :: Tentaclesex :: Androgynous Men :: Alternative Lifestyles :: Ribbons & Shiny & Colorful Objects :: Feisty Strippers :: Cooking :: Social Anthropology :: International Affairs :: Sashimi :: Piercings :: Body Jewelry :: NEWEST DESIGN:
Cereal is Mighty [MY MAHAL::FIANCE] aka [TON-TON] who enjoys tickling penguins with his mom's underwear
my own lil pervert
X/x+x&x@x&x+x/X

My younger kapatid Gio AKA
Ξjiu-kunΞ
my own mad sidekick
X/x+x&x@x&x+x/X

My niece 0x0_Meichan::Tricia_0x0
my own sweet nemesis over noodles&piggydonkey

pagkain ≈ happiness
I'm into all things...
[v(o'_'o)v]
foreign | umai | amai | kawaii | beautiful | sick | depraved | cute | tasty | random | esoteric | underground | independent | silly | odd | masarap | maganda | funky | artistic | AND ANYTHING THAT DANGLES
[z('-')z]
X/x+x&x@x&x+x/X

I'm a puffer fish for games such as:
_JUMP SUPER STARS!_Naruto fighting game_mancala_taiko drum game_ animal crossing_katamari damacy_KERORO Gunso_Lego Star Wars_ final fantasy tactics_ ELEBITS_locoroco_and world of warcraft.

Bad Habits fighting evil by moonlight

Weapon •Gei Kurabu•

[+]Cooking even when i have no time to
[x]Never wearing bras
[x]Wearing shirts as dresses
[+]Drawing naked anime chicks and kawaii flying phalli on my class notes
[+]Eating too much Azuki ice cream and mochis
[00]Midnight Pancake Fests with my Bro
[00]Violent Fighting Game Battles with Antonio♥
[+]Playing in the bathtub
[+]Responding to people in a language they can't understand
[+]Late night binging on anime, books, video games, films, and porn.
[+]Long sessions with my polka-dot journal
[+]Even longer sessions in the shower
[+]Blowing all my money at Kissel's Bakery, Island Pacific, Borders, and Sanrio
[+]Beating other people up as an angry gerbil would
[+]Expecting a ferret to turn into a lovely girl at the end of each episode
[+]Overly self-disclosing random information to cow-eyed strangers
[+]Pasting pictures of sexy naked Asian women in people's yearbooks
[+]Carrying around my infamous sanrio wallet filled with hot nekkid asian ladies [instead of pictures of herself and possible friends€”which I assume would be the traditional contents of those things].

Delighted By Mr. Sassy Pants [!] Middle-aged Asian men in leaves singing YATTA
[!] Jackie Chan starring as Chun-Li
[!] My Cervix which turns to the left
[!] Flying Helmets that save people from the undead
[!] Vending machines that sell used ♦schoolgirl panties♦
[!] The Fact that Richard Pryor and the ex-king of Cambodia are blogging

I'd like to meet:

Huzzah.
I daresay it was foolish of me but i fell in love with you AntonioNyu² je t'adore ♥ i can't eat muffins in an agitated manner now i seize the muffin-dish happy and heartless4 | | |sugar-coated Palmenhutten, kireinano ga ii desu! | | | 3I'D LIKE TO MEET ILL-BEHAVED GIRLS IN PINK WIGS and this girl
[pic from hikan ninja]

CHASUMINU neun ippaiyo! ::Aimi Aimi Aimi I♥U:: Jackie rocks the coolness My darling girls: Joyce&Cora! Partners in mass muffin mischief and ultimate world pastilla and sweet panty consumption!
My baby girl: Raquel::Sugarpants~
{{=^.^=}} ♥ x ♥ x ('o')/!!!! ♥ x ♥ x ♥ x Chasuminu to Aimi ga totemo suki desu yo!~ issho ni asonde!PLAY PLAY PLAY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥For the most part, I like people who feed me. I want a kiss from every pretty girl ::grin:: I desire a simple world. I just want to take things as they are. Life is wunderbar. I despise those who are weak in character and desire those who speak nonsense.I fear the tedious pack of fools that seem to be out to bite everybody else's heads off. Ex: egotistical, manipulative, hypocritical, catty, evil chicks and for the most part...uptight, close-minded older women festooned with pretentiousness who can't get over cultural barriers.{(O.O)} ::shudder:: . Basically - Don't act like a chin-chin or else .:[SHUN]:. (T_T) ~shikushiku~ desires a partner in crime to raid refrigerators & panty drawers each tuesday
I ♥ Aimi!!!! J'adore mon petit ami. Il est un bel homme. Aishiteru yo! minamahal ko talaga nga ang pamilya at kasintahan ko. Mabait sila sa akin. ::hearts:: For the meanies Infizier mich nicht mit deinen hässlichen Unterhösen und schlechter Attitüde, hmpf, böse Dumpfbacke... (!_!) Sie gehst mir keks......Ach! Wo sind meine Teddybären! Happiness...by any means necessary. CAPE!!!!! cupio capere omnem rawr I ENJOY CAGE-FREE EGGS::: maligayang manok!!!!! D



Music:

MUSIC ENCHANTS ME... and tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, "MMM, that's goood...."At the moment...
I listen to koda kumi and the nobuta ending while sea-salting all my piercings

Syncopation makes me orgasm
I am in love with 50's, 60's, and early 90's songs! For the most part i masturbate to: Deutsch Rock, 50's/60's Oldies, Kpop, Jpop, Jrock, RnB. On the flip side, I love artists like Filter, Bobby Vinton, Die Aerzte, DJ Shadow, Unkle, Mos Def, Sissy, Deftones, Morcheeba, Nujabes, Foreigner, S.E.S., Orgy, Death Cab for Cutie, Static-X, Pharcyde, All-4-One, Tears 4 Fears, Beck... I need some more bollywood up in here. I'm afraid of silence pwahaha. Mahal: I dedicate Orange Range-Love Parade to ju!!!!

Movies:

EVERY FILM BY OR STARRING STEPHEN CHOW! | All delightful films that include Kobe Tai...Charmane...Teanna Kai...Lucy Thai...la la la| BRICK | SEARGEANT KERO | Say Anything | City of God | The Warriors | Versus | AngelDust | A Scanner Darkly | Jacob's Ladder | Ninja Scroll | Lost in Translation | Final Fantasy Advent Children | Cutey Honey [anime & live-action] | The Libertine | God of Cookery | The Graduate | Bleach | Logan's Run | Kamikaze Girls | Army of Darkness | Living Sex Toy | Ichi The Killer | Audition | Cool Devices | Nobuta wo Produce series | Pillow Talk | Young Frankenstein | Fight Club | V for Vendetta | Ultimate Avengers | Momiji I'm not your doll | Amelie | My Sassy Girl | To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything | The Girl Next Door with Sung Hi Lee!!! | Neon Genesis | Spawn | An Evening with Kevin Smith | Dead Man | Darling | Aladdin | RAN | Ong-Bak | Seven Years in Tibet | Great Teacher Onizuka | The Shadow | Memoirs of a Geisha | The Boondock Saints | Asian Beauties | Knights of Ramune | Bubba Ho-tep | Please Teacher | Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi | Farewell My Concubine | Tenjho Tenge | Saved | Fried Green Tomatoes | The Toxic Avenger | Invasian | Interview with the Vampire | Cowboy Bebop the movie | Run Lola Run | Vampire Hunter D | The Big Lebowski | Kill Bill | Pure Mail | 50 First Dates | The Wall | Phantom of the Opera | Blood: The Last Vampire | Spongebob: The Movie | The Incredibles | Team America: World Police | Samurai Champloo | Tron | Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow | GoldenBoy | Tears of the Sun | Dodgeball | The Pianist | The Breakfast Club | Cosplay Complex |Tromeo and Juliet | Sideways | Mean Girls | Frida | Minority Report | Ocean's 11 | Snatch | Colorful | Garden State | Butterfly Effect | Tupac: Resurrection | Monty Python's quest for the holy grail | Pi (the film by Darren Aronofsky) |Tombstone | Citizen Kane | Jerry Maguire | Pirates of the Carribean | IMYME Strawberry Eggs | Finding Nemo | Fight Club | Shawshank Redemption | Nightmare Before Christmas | Samurai X | Hellsing | Sargeant Kabuki Man | Knights of Ramune | Excel Saga | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind | Kung Pow: Enter the Fist | Sin City | Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events | Ranma | Slayers | The Breakfast Club | One Piece | Kung Fu Hustle | The Transporter | Rush Hour 2 | Napoleon Dynamite | Saber Marionette J | Steel Angel Kurumi | Ai Yori Aoshi | Bram Stroker's Dracula | Azumanga Daioh | The Last Samurai | Spanglish | Monsters Inc | Office Space | Suicide Club | Ferris Bueller's Day Off | All the Harry Potter movies | Donnie Darko | Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory | The Godfather | Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle | Full Metal Jacket | Very Bad Things | Sailor Moon | House of Flying Daggers | Vanilla Sky | Miyuki-chan in Wonderland/Mirrorland | Paranoia Agent | Dogma | Van Dread | Naruto | Furi Kuri | Mouse | Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Shaolin Soccer | A Clockwork Orange | PoPoTan | South Pacific | Crash | Cool World | The Lost Boys | Elfen Lied | Fists of Fury | Puni Puni Poemi | Hanaukyo Maids | One Piece | Cannibal the Musical | Apocalypse Now | Blue Velvet | King of Comedy | The Debut |
THE ONE MOVIE THAT WILL NEVER CEASE TO FReAK ME OUT: Ju-on

Television:

{Turner Classice Movies Channel} x {Pucca on Jetix} x {Batman Beyond} x {Adult Swim} x {Seinfeld} x {Sci-fi Channel} x {Comedy Central} x {That 70's show} x {Degrassi} x {National Geographic Channel} x {Daria} x {Conan O' Brian} x {Everybody Loves Raymond} x {Spongebob} x {Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law} x {Teen Titans} x {G4 and Azn Television}
xxxxxxx
Living the dangerous life with... Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Law and Order, Drawn Together, and Home Movies. YAY for KMC & PoPJPTV Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo---
huzzah, i drew master shake and made him my private dancer.

I MISS SWAT KATS! That show made me feel Supa fantastisch
I miss PIRATES OF THE DARK WATERS. I used to watch Tula and wanted to be like her. I found the monkey-bird to be funny. Damn i miss that show.

Books:

OMFG I'M A SPONGE

[~]heiβ[~]

My man's screenplays (^_^)V
Comic Books with Spawn, Batman or Thor!
Tokyo Suckerpunch
It All Started With Europa by Armour
Memoirs of A Geisha
All my Feng Shui books
The Poetry from "In Praise of Krishna"
The Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Cookbook
The Golden Compass Trilogy by Philip Pullman
The Three Kingdoms
Fight Club, Lullaby and anything else by Chuck Palahniuk.
The Tao of Pooh and the Te of Piglet
Crime and Punishment & The Idiot by Dostoevsky.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
Chasing Che by Patrick Symmes
World Mythology by Rosenberg
Shogun by James Clavell
A Clockwork Orange by Burgess
The Elusive Embrace: Desire and the Riddle of Identity by Daniel Mendelson
The Films of Akira Kurosawa by Donald Richie
Biografia de Rizal
The Masculine Self
The collection of poems of Antonio Machado and Sylvia Plath
The Inferno by Dante
The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell
The Power and the Glory by Graham Greene
The Oath by Frank Peretti
Desperation by Stephen King.
The Libertine
Across the Nightingale Floor
Tupac Shakur: The Rose that Grew from Concrete
Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice.
Lord of the Flies
Native Son
Invisible Man by Ellison
No Disrespect by Sister Souljah
The Things They Carried by Tim O' Brien
America by Jon Stewart
Make Your Own Damn Movie by Lloyd Kaufman
All I Need to Know About Filmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger by Lloyd Kaufman
[about the Lloyd Kaufman books-- i'm not a big film buff; i just admire how far the man goes with anal metaphors.]
Manga: [all kinds] hentai, yaoi, yuri, and everything else. Battle Vixens one is awesome.
Magazines are my tonic: Yolk; Juxtapoz, Bust; Bitch.; Jade; Photoshop Users; Hyphen; High Fructose; Giant Robot; Import Tuner; Playboy; Hustler; Shojo Beat; Newtype; Maxim; FHM; Cooking Light; and those awesome foreign newspapers and magazines (+_+)

Heroes:

DOMO!!! Anyone who can be drunk and still have logical deep conversations about life.
πDeviΔDurgaπ
~SHAKTI~ the divine goddess in the many hands of her 8 arms, wielding weapons and emblems of all the gods, who turned their weapons over to her to kill the demon of chaos. beautiful, motherly, creative, destructive, auspicious, divine, powerful ---------------------------------
MY WHO WORKED SO HARD TO GET OUT OF THE GHETTO IN THE PHILIPPINES SO THAT MY BROTHER AND I COULD BE BORN IN AMERICA
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My Younger Brother GIO/JI-KUN. This young'n is most fabulous.
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My Man, TON-TON [♥]. this pie is sick.
Cutest Pervert Ever
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My niece
.[::Tricia::Meichan::].

~Eis Eis Bebz~
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Jose Rizal is the holy shit.
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GOGO (Deja Vu Showgirls) is the sex .
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Sung Hi Lee is the rockness.
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...und wenn ich Hunger habe, mochte ich den superfrosch. D
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ [1]Superhero SPAWN IS THE BADDEST MOTHER. Clearly his child-rearing skills are deficient. I want my superheroes to battle the demons of hell and feel psychological fury.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ [2]Superhero THOR:: SON OF ODIN & EARTH-FRIENDLY the hammering up state of the comic universe must be maintained.

My Blog

fedEX guy is douchie bag

I was across the street from my apartment. I checked my messages. The fedex guy said I had a package and the intercom didn't work. He left his number. I called him back. He said he was just at Carls J...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:51:00 PST

this is a terrible rut

i moved to northridge because i was ready for 26 units. ta-day i only get into 17 units, but 3 of those units are pointless so I planned to drop. ( i didnt need the class). The others, i desperately n...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

what a douchie bag

the hustler store in hollywood: the candy store for germaine a la mode. While jackie and I were masturbating to the pop up karma sutra photobooks and masturbating the mannequins who were already in th...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

big changes don't hurt that much

    7 new piercings, a major haircut, and a move to northridge. wow! haha. I haven't moved to northridge quite yet, but I did do the piercings and haircut within 2 days! yay me and kels...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST

in the act of about to pooping

dude some  random guy in the mall proposed to me while he was trying to sell me nail stuff. lol. double wtf.oh, but to the sexy ladiess..... i'm a good photographer. u want me to take your pictur...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

Ode to Gio

i'm so grateful for my brother. Ji-kun you're the fucking greatest man. You were really there for me today. I know you don't have a myspace and that you might never see this, but holy shit, I just had...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

xmas: the milf spunker

Shiva, please dance me for the following items for a suteki na kurismasu: [santa::xmasgifts::sex] My right nipple piercing. I want it back hey mr passerby... Straight A's, because I know I won't ge...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

raped.

I'm studying to be a linguist. A useless linguist at that. I've got some background in Tagalog, but the American government and education finds that language just about as useful as native american la...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

this is for you baby

haha hamburger job. did you want your penis [in between the pickles] or on top of the patty? fatburger was delectable until u he koku-ed u stinky bitch (*o*)!?Kusai-san wa MAjiDe~kUSai desu yo!?you're...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

bloody bandages and the tmc channel

i should be finishing up my research on racism and video games, yet I am watching marlon brando and frank sanatra speak without contractions in the musical guys and dolls. Also, the surgical wound aro...
Posted by petitlemonagogo on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST