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(the) Jay

You caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.

About Me

Well, my name is Jason or Jay or whatever nickname you wanna throw my way. I'm a college graduate working full-time for an audio company. From what I understand, I am pretty hilarious. I am a guitar player. I'm in a metal band called Mind over Malice. I enjoy a wide variety of music, but my favorite stuff is either metal, rock, or blues. Fun fact: I can name more obscure 80's hair metal bands than the average person even wants to know. I like to snowboard, though I don't get to go as much as I would like. I also enjoy watching football. In my free time, I like to play pool, hit up the bars, or maybe even own some fools in Guitar Hero. Other than that, I'm pretty flippin' straight-forward so I dont know what else to say. Rock 'n roll.

My Interests

guitar
concerts
snowboarding
standup comedy
football
muzak

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Natalie Portman, Lamb of God, Spongebob Squarepants and anyone else as equally or unequally as cool.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

(the) jay --
[noun]:

A master of storytelling

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Music:

Pantera
Chimaira
Lamb of God
In Flames
Soilwork
311
the Agony Scene
Alice in Chains
Allman Brothers
All That Remains
American Head Charge
Arch Enemy
the Beatles
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Bleed the sky
Bloodsimple
Children of Bodom
Corrosion of Conformity
Dethklok
Devildriver
the Doors
Down
Dragonforce
Fear Factory
God Forbid
Gojira
Guns n' Roses
the Haunted
Into Eternity
Jeff Beck
Jimi Hendrix
Led Zeppelin
Machine Head
Mastodon
Meshuggah
Mnemic
Mudvayne
Nine Inch Nails
Nothingface
Opeth
Pearl Jam
Peter Gabriel
Pink Floyd
Primus
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Sepultura
Shadows Fall
Sikth
Slayer
Soulfly
Soundgarden
Spinal Tap
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad
the Sword
Tenacious D
Threat Signal
Tom Petty
Tool
Trivium
Unearth
White Zombie
Zakk Wylde
ZZ Top

Movies:

Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Casino
Interview with the Vampire
American Psycho
Spinal Tap
Ghostbusters
Wedding Crashers
Dodgeball

Television:

Lost
The Office
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Family Guy
Metalocalypse

Books:


Your Elf Name Is...
Grumpy Fluffernutter What's Your Elf Name?

Heroes:

Stevie Ray Vaughan, Batman

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My Blog

For your consideration

Chimaira's new record is fantastic.   They definately keep it metal.   Just thought I should share that.
Posted by (the) Jay on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

October 1st

The Return...   The new band will be playing our first show on October 1st at the Webster Theatre.  It is a local band show for just 10 bucks, so be cool and come check us out!...
Posted by (the) Jay on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST