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About Me

My name is Fuzzball! But you can call me Fuzz for short! Or you can even call me Baby Fuzz! I'm one bad asssssss cat who used to live in The Bates which is in Northeast DC! I like bein' petted and rubbed all on the belly! Purring in your ear while you're sleeping! I like biting your fingers and shit! I'll shit on your floor! Tear up your furniture! Put holes in your wall! I been from one home to another! Recently, I got locked up in the pound! Them bamas put me in a paddywagon with 3 dogs! I was the only cat in there! And I had a knife in my left paw and I fucked all 3 of them dogs up! I gots respect in the pound! And fuck the K-9 Police! I hate them muhfukkas! Don't let my innocent looks fool you! I'm the hardest muhfukkin' cat in DC! The mice don't EVER come out when Ol' Fuzz is around....The first family I was sold to was a nice family of five! They copped me for $3.00! The little girl that sold me to em' put Spritz all over my ass and shit! I wanted to straight put my claws up in her for that shit! But I chilled! Shit was cool in that home for a minute but the mother in that family of five was allergic to me! And I fucked her eyes all up and shit! She was lookin' like Leon Spinks after he got his ass whooped! So then I was put in another home with this big butt old lady! I used to hump her in the butt and watch her take a shower! I put her ass on curfew and all that! And she had to feed me by 6:00PM everynight! 'Cause if she didn't, I would point to the stove with my paws and bring my bowl to her in my mouth! I also used to hang up the phone and sexually harrass that big butt old lady whenever her boyfriend from prison called! He used to think she was messin' around with another man while he was doing time! But little did he know, I was just a cat! I was humpin' that ass though 4 sho! But me bein' the bad ass cat that I am, I got kicked outta her home too and sent to the pound! But now the K-9's is lookin' for a nigga 'cause I just escaped after 2 months! Please find me a home......found this animal layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

Chasin' all kindsa pussycats, gettin' high, gettin' drunk, smackin' mice around and eatin' roaches, crawlin' up a female's pants leg, and all kindsa crazy ass cat type shit

I'd like to meet:

Morris the Cat, Garfield, Sylvester the Cat, Fritz the Cat, Felix the Cat, Tom of Tom and Jerry, Heathcliff, all the cats on Animal Planet, Katt Williams, and a whole rack of fine ass felines.....

Music:

The Pussycat Dolls, Super Cat, Mad Lion, Snoop Dogg, Birdman, and damn near all the local rappers in the DC Area

Movies:

Cat People, The Cat and the Canary, Cats and Dogs, Fritz the Cat, The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat, both Garfield movies, Pet Sematary, Catwoman, Kitties Gone Wild, and any thing from Pussy Cat Theater

Television:

Tom and Jerry, Josie and the Pussycats, Heathcliff, Animal Planet, The World's Funniest Animal Videos, Felix the Cat, anything on the Discover Channel, and Judge Mathis

Books:

Dr. Seuss books in particular....that cat got SKILLZ!!!

Heroes:

All them thug ass alleycats from around my way and in the pound!