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JONES

You better not let me catch you standin up pee'n. YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE, DAWG!!

About Me



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If you like to laugh and have good times, try hangin with the Ol' Jones a time or two. It's truly a life changing experience.Don't go through life with anger or hate towards certain people. People are who they are, and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. Don't ponder about certain things in the past with regret. A good friend of mine once told me, "There are no bad decisions in life. They're all just learning experiences."

My Interests

UK basketball, hangin' out with my true friends, metal music.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl, Fred Durst, Salma Hayek, George W. Bush, Kanye West (so i can punch him right in the teeth), Adam Sandler, Dave Chappelle, Carmen Electra, the list goes on and on.

Music:

Anything metal, the harder the better. And of course, anything involving Dave Grohl.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Natural, Die Hard Trilogy, Caddyshack, Spaceballs, Coming to America, Forest Gump, anything with Vince Vaughn, Anchorman, Back to the Future 1, 2 and 3, The Ring, Unbreakable, and saving the best for last --- Unforgiven.

Television:

Seinfeld, Seinfeld, and more Seinfeld, oh and Dog Bites Man.

Books:

I don't read good.......j/k, books about American History, The Holy Bible (not a religious person at all, but a very interesting book), and anything with Fabio on the cover.

Heroes:

My Mother and Father, Dave Grohl, T. Jenkins