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Mahmoud Amadinejad and Kim Jong Il. I would serve them tea. Of course, like any good hero, I would poison the tea first. Then I would laugh as poison slowly dissolved them from the inside out. Then I would enjoy some non-poison tea...a lot of it, then I would piss all over their bodies and laugh some more...then just for good measure I would pour pig blood on Amadinejad. After that I'd go to Denny's, order a Lumberjack Slam and think about what a great day it's been.
Alice in Chains - Soundgarden - Sublime - Pantera - Tool - Metallica - Jane's Addiction - A Perfect Circle - The Vandals
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels - Snatch - Pulp Fiction - 40 Year Old Virgin -
Discovery/History Channel and Comedy Central are pretty much the only networks worth watching
Pretty much anything by King or Koontz
My hero hasn't arrived yet: the person who gets us some torte reform and some border security...