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Sherry

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am sometimes older than I am but not as wise as I once was. I forget things a lot. I do graphics for a decent sized (in circulation terms) newspaper and I hate it cause I hate computers. I'm opininated but I'm still open to new ideas. This does not deem me weak or easily swayed, just that I can often see both sides of a situation. I play bass in a kickass band with my best friends (black river baby or b.r.b.). We're on myspace! Don't be lazy, check us out! I'm not very good at bass but I don't really give a fuck. I've played trumpet for 16 years and I still suck at it. I was in band all through school but if someone called me a band geek I'd punch them in the nuts or the labia, whichever applied. I can't sing but I do when I'm alone. I have four cats and they're cool motherfuckers. I gave up taking antidepressants because they lowered my libido and not wanting to have sex is much more depressing than just being sad about the world (which I'm not anymore and I'm not sure why). I'm actually very much a dork. I laugh at my own jokes, especially when no one else is and I say stupid things in wrong situations. Somehow, a few people still like me. I'm sorta sensitive in a sentimental kind of way but I don't like people to know that because most people are fucksticks and will take advantage of that. I'm loyal to a fault sometimes. I like music and animals. I enjoy photography and dick jokes. If you read all of this you are a rockstar and you have the patience of a saint. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Creativity, Large Bodies of Water, Animals, driving, Cigarettes, Music, John Waters, David Lynch, Bass players, Frida Kahlo, Dorothy Parker, MacFarland Toys, Astrology, Lions, Amateur Psychology, Spirituality, Velux, Tranquilizers, Football, felines, canines, smell of skunk, summer wind through the open windows, fog horns, anything having to do with marine things i.e. boats, freighters and the like, when people talk to me first, pepsi, the sun, the beach, body surfing, the '20's, fuckheads, knives, military surplus stores, pens, weird collections, getting there quickly, driving, traveling, camping, fucking with people, peeking beneath the blanket, giving in, standing up, forensics, THE 4TH OF JULY, remembering where I'm from, learning

I'd like to meet:

People who play fair. Weird people. People who fascinate me, which anymore is rare unless I am fascinated by their sheer stupidity. New pals. People who care whether or not I'm dead. Pimp asses.

Music:

Too much to list but I'm compelled to try:L7, Babes in Toyland, Hole, 7 Year Bitch, Rosemary Clooney, Everybody who used to be cool is a sellout, Morrissey (fuk u i like him), Tanya Donelley in all her bands, PJ Harvey, CatPower, Rob Zombie, Moldy Peaches, Nina Simone, Big Band shit, sometimes the Distillers, the Butt Trumpets, Joan Jett, everything 80's from Hair bands to Goth bands, I'm sorry I hate Sublime, I do however like the Rolling Stones, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, the Orb, Lou Reed, Wilco is ok. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Killers, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Peter Murphy, numerous Cleveland bands including but not limited to Neo Nothing, Self Destruct Button. Tsunami Bomb, Heartless Bastards. Anybody who is listed by themselves I like, I've commented on the shit I don't like. I've missed so much, so much. I'll try again some other time. Pimp asses.

Movies:

Serial Mom, House of Yes, Drowning Mona, Wild Things, Superstar, Long Day's Journey Into Night, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf, Horror fliks,I'm a fucking movie freak. I like almost everything. And Pimp asses.

Television:

I don't have cable. I used to work for the cable company and I got all my premium channels for free but I quit and I don't really miss it at all. All I watch on TV now is COPS at 4am.OK, this is all outdated now...I have EVERYTHING that cable offers, DVR, the whole shit and she-bang and I'm insane about it. Now I couldn't live without it. So, I watch a whole lot of nerd shows like shit on National Geographic and A&E. I love when I can catch an old black and white movie. I still don't have a whole lot of time to sit and watch tv but the DVR comes in real handy for that.Also a big Cleveland sports fan, how homo of me! So I watch all the games I can.Pimp asses on the TV.

Books:

All I have time for now is the Newspaper. I used to read a lot. I love reading and I'm not stupid, I just don't have time. Every once in a while I read poetry, but it just makes me mad that I can't write anymore.

Heroes:

8X???? Hepburn. She's dead now and I cried. I really wanted to meet her.And all my heroes are whores. Or dead. Or my mom.So yeah, my mom is totally my best friend and probably the only person on earth who really really really understands me.

My Blog

This really explains a lot.

This here be my rising sign. And it's the polar opposite of my sun sign which is why I'm not a typical love everyone leo and why I'm always so fucking conflicted. Some of this is a little overboard,...
Posted by Sherry on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

Salina, I stole this shit from YOU

A lil bit about me!What is today?:Technically, it's Wipe the Bugs From Your Windshield day. It's true, the news told me.Name:SherryBirthday:July 29Location:workSize:weeEye color:brownWhat are you wea...
Posted by Sherry on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST

New stuff!

I don't know if all you folks are on my band's friends list, but we just finished the first phase of our cd and we have some rough mixes up for listening. I'd really appreciate if you'd give it a lis...
Posted by Sherry on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:48:00 PST

poooooooo

my cat died. my grampa is in the hospital. i'm on work probation. it's always four fucking degrees out. I'm in a bad mood. pizzle
Posted by Sherry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog Eater

I hate this fuckin' thing. It stole a blog I wrote and ruined my whole life. Anyone for cheese and fiddle-faddle? Numerology. Says I should entertain.....uh. right. I'm shy. I told Jamie a fu...
Posted by Sherry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why can't I leave the subject blank?

This is cooler than friendster. And lj. I finally feel complete. Does anyone know how to get cat pee off of an iron? Cat piss on a hot iron is very bad. Very bad indeed. Can't figure what my sic...
Posted by Sherry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST