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Hastily Put Together

your daily lolz since 2005!

About Me



Heya, friends. I write and draw a daily and fairly random webcomic called "Hastily Put Together" .

It's got penguins, zombies, robots, celestial bodies, and bears... and stuff.

It's responsible (or to blame) for getting a mention (along with some other swell cartoonists) in the Montreal Mirror's 2006 & 2007 Best of Montreal Readers Poll (2006 - 10th best cartoonist; 2007 - 2nd best cartoonist & 5th best blog!) Thanks, Guys!

I also draw another strip called "Hecch" . It Launched on 06/06/06 and contains trace amounts of poultry. It updates every few weeks or so. It's very much like an ongoing saga... but without the saga part.

I also sometimes design really awesome flyers/posters/other promotional thingies that may suit your various needs and/or gigs if you have any such needs and/or gigs and want such things.

What else...

I like penguins, zombies, and bears... and stuff.

My Interests

Stuff...
Working on and Whoring out my comics...
"Hastily Put Together"
"Hecch"

Reading teh comicbooks (because I'm a fanboi). ^_^
Listening to teh music.

I'd like to meet:

The 3.14 crew, Supergirl, Nivek Ogre,...
and Count Chocula...
coz he's gothy and stuff...
and smells like cocoa.

Music:

A varied bunch of stuff, including, but not limited to:
Bowie, CCR, The Cure, George Harrison, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack (even though you gave me Tinnitus, you 'Effin Bastardos! *shakes fist*), Ministry (mostly the early stuff and side-projects), Nine Inch Nails, Pinionist, The Police, Radiohead, Skinny Puppy (and all related side-projects), Tool, The Who, Zappa...
And many, many, many more...

Movies:

GRINDHOUSE IS MY CURRENT FAVE!

Television:

'Arrested Development' is my current fave.

Books:

i enjoy anything from:
Douglas Adams, Sergio Aragonés, Dave Berg, Ray Bradbury, Roald Dahl, Jack Davis, Steve Ditko, Evan Dorkin, EC Comics, Garth Ennis, Gardner Fox, Neil Gaiman, Brother's Grimm, Geoff Johns, Jack Kirby, Harvey Kurtzman, Gary Larson, Stan Lee, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Vladimir Nabokov, Dennis O'Neil, Chuck Palahniuk, Dr. Seuss, Gail Simone, John Kennedy Toole, Brian K. Vaughan, Mark Waid, Bill Watterson, as well as so many others. These writers have inspired me lots. They also avoid phrases such as "inspired me lots".

Heroes:

People that put up with my shenanigans. You know who you are.

My Blog

OMG ANOTHER NEW HECCH?

WHOAOA! A NEW HECCH?Theo, you sure spoil your fans.Yes. Yes, I do.FRIDAYS = DOUBLE CARTOON GOODNESS!You get a new Hecch... and a new HPT.You lucky, lucky, lucky peoples....
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST

NEW HECCH UP!

Here's a new Hecch!Yay!Come back next Wednesday for the next episode...For real, this time!Yes, in 2007... Wednesdays will be Hecch-Day!Huzzah!Oh, and today's HPT has DRUNKEN DINOSAURS!YAY!In other HP...
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

Were you having HPT withdrawl?

Well, fear not... because HPT is back up-to-date.That's right, Hastily Put Together has 709 cartoons uploaded for your viewing pleasure -- including ones from last week that you may have missed due to...
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

Old News Is New News?

Hey You!You probably already noticed this -- unless you just happened to stumble upon this rather un-blog-like-blog for the first time and aren't really sure what the Hecch I'm taking about -- but my ...
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST

HPT just hit 603 cartoons!

Hastily Put Together Reached 603 Cartoons last night.Whoa... How's that for amazing?Okay, not really amazing, but still pretty cool.Or something.That's 500 more than I initially started with.Yay.Possi...
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

HPT just hit 500 cartoons.

500 cartoons.Whoo.I have a sore throat.Boo.That is all.enjoy your daily lolz at: http://hastilyputtogether.com/...
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:41:00 PST

I'm On The Mirror's 'Best Of Montreal' Readers Poll List!

Hey pals, gals, robots, penguins, and zombies! I just got wind the other night that I made The Montreal Mirror's Best Of Montreal Readers Poll 2006 List! Check out the top 10 for BEST CARTO...
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Sat, 13 May 2006 01:00:00 PST

Yes... I'm a cog in the myspace machine

OMG, HASTILY PUT TOGETHER -- THAT HILARIOUS WEBCOMIC THAT UPDATES DAILY -- IS NOW PART OF MYSPACE! WHOA. I GUESS THAT MAKES IT FAMOUS-ER-ISH OR SOMETHING. *GASP*
Posted by Hastily Put Together on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST