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Mr.Disturbed

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About Me

White Caucasean Male.Biped.Nearly Six Foot Tall.One Hundred And Fifty Six Pounds.Lithe.Athletic.Wooden Leg.Glass Eye.Slight Gait.Film Star Looks:Sloth From The Goonies.Star Sign Pyrex:Test Tube Baby.Chryogenically Preserved For Fifty Years In A Secret Government Experiment,Newly Thawed,Slowly Adapting Back Into Society.Better.Wiser.Sunny Disposition.Unhinged.Emotive.Articulate.Ponderous.Compassion ate.Wary.

My Interests

Making People Laugh,Laughing at Funny People,Hillwalking,South of France,Larking About,Avoiding Fake People,Saturday Afternoons in Edinburgh Pubs,Mirth,Climbing Alone in Glencoe in Winter,Byzantine Iconography,Art,Jumpin About to Live Music,Partys,Meeting Cool People,Mediterranean Cruises,Laughing,Avoiding Uncool People,Jumpin About to Hip Hop,Vodka and Irnbru,Religious Architecture,Good Vibes,Pasta,60s American Politics,Comedowns in London Tate Gallery,Jumpin about to Root System,Holidays in Italy,Saturday Afternoons in Glasgow Pubs,Sirloin Steak,Acting the Goat,Jumpin About to Ska,Travelling,Being Immature,Being with Trusted Friends,Jumpin About in Cool Clubs,Feeding Squirrels in Princes St Gardens,Photography.

I'd like to meet:

Nitwits,Halfwits,Dimwits,Fuckwits,Faghags,Flunkers,Failures, Lamebrains,Lowgraders,Losers,Boozers,Muckspreaders,Cattlerus tlers,Cavedwellers,College Dropouts,Degenerates,Hobos,Tinks,Transients,Bums,Bongmonster s,Bushwackers,Binrakers,Bulldykes,Wasters,Windowlickers,Spac e Cadets,Streethustlers,Soapdodgers,Roisterdoisters,Underachie vers,Potheads,All Lifes Unfortunates.Come along.Hell,your all welcome.

Music:


Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds,Fiona Apple,Beth Orton,Wu Tang Clan,Cat Power,MGMT,the Dresden Dolls,Ladytron,Kate Bush,Holy Fuck,the Pharcyde,Stellastarr*,Massive Attack,Root System,Horace Andy,Marvin Gaye,Sigur Ros,Miles Davis,Mazzy Star,Underling,Ladysmith Black Mambazo,John Frusciante,Common,the Roots,Alabama 3,Royksopp,Martha Reeves and the Vandelas,Bob Dylan,Stephen Stills,Neil Young,Paul Simon,Dr Dre,Pat Metheny Group,Bob Marley,the 22-20s,Von Bondies,Talib Kweli,Plan B,Coldplay,Blonde Redhead,Kosheen,Weekend Players,Peter Gabriel,Faithless,Joni Mitchell,Cocteau Twins,Placebo,Jimmy Cliff,Peter Tosh,Lauryn Hill,Bongwater,Emmylou Harris,P J Harvey,Freakwater,Radiohead,Frank Sinatra,Jeff Buckley,Shpongle,Toots and the Maytals,Buju Banton,the Skatalites,Bat for Lashes,Santana,JJ72,Dead Can Dance,the Jayhawks,Talk Talk,The Who,Stone Roses,Sly and the Family Stone,Marilyn Manson,Groove Armada,Leftfield,Shitkickin Hoedown,Hip Hop,Ska,Mellow Beats,GreenVelvet,Funkyhouse,Triphop,Rocksteady,Dancehall,Fu nk,Soulcentral,100% Dinamite,Headspin,Sonicwomb,Messenger Sound System,Roots Reggae,Mungos Hifi,70s Philly Sound,Superbad,Blaxploitation,Electro,Expiremental,Love Unlimited Orchestra,Optimo DJs,Choral Music,Rachmaninovs Russian Unorthodox Choir,Westminster Abbey Choir,Glenn Gould playing Bachs Goldberg Variations.

Movies:

Blazing Saddles Kill Bill 1 Fahrenheit 9/11,Blazing Saddles,Kill Bill 2,Breakfast at Tiffanys,the Sixth Sense,Pulp Fiction,the Passion of the Christ,Reservoir Dogs,the Jungle Book,Beetlejuice,the Remains of the Day,Up In Smoke,Gladiator,Lolita,Jackie Brown,Schindlers List,Shawshank Redemption,Jason and the Argonauts,Saving Private Ryan,There Will Be Blood

Television:

Batman Tom and Jerry,Sooty and Sweep,Rainbow,King Rollo,The Wacky Races,Laurel and Hardy,Allo Allo,The Benny Hill Show,Til Death Us Do Part,Mr Ben,On The Buses,Fingerbobs,Hectors House,Fawlty Towers,The Dick Emery Show,Bruce Forsyths Generation Game,In Sickness And In Health,The Munsters,Bottom,Tommy Cooper.

Books:

Tiger in the Bed by Claude Balls,Babysitting for Beginners by Justin Casy Howells,Bed Wetting Explained by I P Nightly

Heroes:

John Sim,Antonio Gaudi,Nick Cave,Patrick Woodroffe,Sir Edmund Hillary,Ernest Shackleton,Martin Luther King,Malcolm X,Tommy Cooper,John Fitzgerald Kennedy,Admiral Horatio Nelson,Quentin Tarantino,Roger Daltrey,Pete Townshend,John Entwistle,Keith Moon,Muhammad Ali.

My Blog

Cornwall

Ive just had the great pleasure last weekend of visiting once again,a man that i feel very priviliged to count as a friend. This is the fifth time ive been to visit Patrick Woodroffe,an artist whos wo...
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:09:00 PST

Nina

Jus been listenin to Nina Simone's Sinnerman,after a large Budbomb. Its a supernatural ten minute work of genius by a woman whos voice was a gift from Old Nick.Her piano playing came from all the pre-...
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:49:00 PST

Weather

Just been lookin at this years summer holiday photographs for the umpteenth time. The whole week we were away i never seen a cloud in the sky.Wall to wall sunshine with temperatures from 40c to 32c.I ...
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:44:00 PST

Field

Did you hear about the bull who won first prize at the Fife show? He was outstanding in his field.
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:21:00 PST

Nick

What a year so far. Seein Nick Cave once a year would be good enough,but he's cummin back in November. And ive got a ticket. Get it right up all you who dont. Pity its on the same night...
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:19:00 PST

Wind

People often complain that television and computer games are stifling children's imaginations  and stunting their developments. But i beg to differ. As a child,we holidayed in Wales in a cottage ...
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:58:00 PST

Ladytron

I've jus discovered a band called Ladytron.They've got a record out at the moment called Velocifero. Buy it. Steal it. Get it now. Its a blinder.
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:14:00 PST

Crows

What the fuck happened to Counting Crows? Im jus at this moment listenin to Perfect Blue Buildings and felt compelled enough to get on my musical high horse again.What a quality tune.How cou...
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:26:00 PST

Beth

Jus listenin to the Sweetest Decline by Beth Orton. You should kick back for a while,roll a fat one an check the lyrics out to this tune. Totally exquisite.
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:37:00 PST

Recipe

Mr Disturbed's culinary skills grow by the day. This year on holiday they had a pasta grill set up in one of the restaurants on the boat which done a 30 second pasta,allowing you to choose from a...
Posted by Mr.Disturbed on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:24:00 PST