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Denis

I am here for Friends

About Me

- Stedim vodu - kupam se s prijateljicama.- Nisan zgodan, ali sam nezgodan!- Necu zvaku 'ocu kusur...- Joko ovo, Joko ono, a ubishe Lenona...- Ja lijep, ti lijepa, ja pametan, ti i dalje lijepa!- Nazovi me bilo kada, bilo wc solja!- Sjede dva slona na grani i strikaju benzin.- Vire dva murijasa kroz malu rupicu gdje je preksinoc hrcak kopo svoju rupu na po livade, ma to je samo 76 stepeni u farenhajtima, te mu namignu i odleti...- Teku dva vodopada. Jedan se slijeva, a drugi se sdesna...- Ko drugom chorbu kuha, sam u nju pljuje!

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My Interests

Plowing, Breeding African killer ants, Playing dead squirrel every Saturday from 11:33 am until 11:47 am, I hate to forget who started WW2 but it makes me happy to remember it, Telling people to ask me how get to a certain destination and answering them politely with a certain hint of sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

Josipa Broza Tita...otpala mu...sta?...lubenica.

Music:

Artan, Tiamat, Anathema, Dream Theater, NIN, Astral Projection, Infected Mushroom, Future Sounds of London, Massive Attack, Type 0 Negative, EKV, Zabranjeno Pusenje, Block Out, and many, many more.

Movies:

Only good movies.

Television:

Tele...What?

Books:

Quantum Brain by Jeffery Satinover

Heroes:

Josip Broz Tito, Gavrilo Princip, i naravno Nikola Tesla a nesmije da se zaboravi ni Rasputin.