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Sourmash

She asked if it would hurt. I smiled and said no.

About Me

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into the vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me at end. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Bill, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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My Interests

beer, women, beer, sports, beer, work, beer, outdoors type stuff, beer, going to shows (bad-ass, heavy, fast, loud, dirty fucking shows), did i mention beer and women yet?

I'd like to meet:

Olivia Munn

Music:

ABNORMAL DISCHARGE, anything where the vocalist doesn't whine and cry like a little school girl from marin county.

Movies:

i like the movies that i make.

Television:

adult swim, comedy central, anything that's either funny, shows some titty or blows up.
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Books:

match books, anything worth picking up

Heroes:

THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ANHEUSER-BUSH, INC. ST LOUIS, MO 5% alc/vol-per 12 fl. oz.-average analysis: calories, 145 carbohydrates, 10.6 grams. protein, 1.3 grams. fat, 0.0 grams. I LOVE YOU GUYS
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My Blog

I can always tell that Im buzzing when I start talking to myself.

Here I am trying to figure out if I have enough $ on my card to do all the laundry I need and I just realized I'm talking to myself about every load.  "There's all the towls, that's one load", "S...
Posted by Sourmash on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:00:00 PST

this in necessary

..> ..>   It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo ...
Posted by Sourmash on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:44:00 PST

How do you complement a girl from Bandera County?

Hey there nice tooth.
Posted by Sourmash on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:22:00 PST

confucious say...

confucious say... it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but it is better for boy to park meat in girl...
Posted by Sourmash on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:14:00 PST

i met this girl from lake county last night...

she asked me to give her nine inches and make it hurt, so i fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth. you think that's what she meant?
Posted by Sourmash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST