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My Advice To Myself
by Ahmed
If you think you are beaten,
You are;
If you think you dare not,
You don't;
If you'd like to win,
But you think you can't,
It's almost certain you won't.
If y...
Posted by Kent on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A Trip To The Doctor's Office |
A Trip To The Doctor's Office
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample ...
Posted by Kent on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ten Ways To Make It A Great Day |
Do something for someone else, something unexpected, out of a sincere desire to help, with no expectation of anything in return.
Tackle a challenge that has been hanging over your head for a long ti...
Posted by Kent on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fall-Down Drunk |
Fall-Down Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he cra...
Posted by Kent on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Mathemetical Equation Of Love |
Mathemetical Equation Of Love
by : NickelFish_21
You're the only exponent of my life;
the index of my soul,
the radical sign of my body;
and the square root of my life.
You're the perfec...
Posted by Kent on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Just One Wish |
Just One Wish
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she gets three wishes. The genie sa...
Posted by Kent on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Suck It |
Ahmed, a high-ranking official in King Akbar's court, had one long-standing wish: to suck on the queen's voluptous breasts to his heart's desire. He revealed this one day to the court physician, Birba...
Posted by Kent on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
