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Chris

Dont Be An Asslicker!

About Me

HI my name is Chris, I like You. Do you like me? I hope so, i am very happy to be editing my profile right now! I am in the Navy! It is fun, I get to do all sorts of exciting things, like learn how to measure voltage across transitors, And Troubleshoot forward based diodes and translate ohms into voltage!! Doesen't that sound exciting? I live in Connecticut, Its fucking gay here! Isn't that exciting??? What do you like? Do you Like Cats or Dogs Better? I like both. I am obsessed with Rap Music and Horror movies, isn't that weird?? I used to DJ and MC and produce, but i cant do that anymore. That sucks doesn't it. I'm from Michigan, which sucks, but not nearly as much as Connecticut does. If you've never been to here, let me describe it too you.... its hilly and there is a shitload of fuckin trees here. And thats about it. Oh yeah when you go in public restrooms here there is a little string on the wall and a sign that says "pull in case of emergency" i guess its for when handicapped people fall off the shitter. Ive been to every state X-cept Hawaii and Alaska, and i've never seen that shit. I want to pull that string. Do they have that shit where you are from? I'm going to submarine school right now. It's Mad Boring. Just like typing this shit, so hit me up with a message or some shit, cuz it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Or dont send me a message and go fuck yourself. I Love You

My Interests

DJ'ing,Hip Hop and Classic rock music.Crazy Horror Movies, Not getting Blown the fuck out :(. Doing pushups and getting yelled at

I'd like to meet:

Your Mother

Music:

MC LARS, The BabyMunchers, K.A.O.S, Boston, ICP, Esham, Eric B & Rakim, GWAR, Parliment, Grandmaster Flash, Ween, Kottonmouth Kings, Bile, Ministry, House of Pain, KRS-ONE, Cage, Fun Lovin Criminals, The Delfonics, Rage, Too Short, The Doors, EL-P, KMFDM, old 3-6 shit, Pink Floyd, UGK, X-clan, Run-DMC, Twiztid, Revolting Cocks, The High&Mighty, EPMD, Joe Walsh, La Coka Nostra, Cypress Hill, Funkdoobiest, Swollen Members, old Death Row shit, Total Devistation, clipse, PsychoRealm, Kool G Rap, R.A tha Rugged man, Megadeth, The Zombies, X-COPS, NATAS, Mastamind. OLD Kid Rock (before he turned country and still rapped), Rancid, Beastie Boys, old NIN (pre-fragile), the Gap Band, Three Dog Night, Tribe Called Quest, Kool Moe Dee,Slick Rick, Cannibal Corpse, VanHalen,Biohazard,Black Sabbath,311,Bob Marley,WU-Tang,Bone thugs, Tech Ni9e, Geto Boys, Scarface, Leaders of the New School,Tool,The Brothers Johnson, The Urge, NightHawks, Frampton,Public Enemy,Ultramagnetic Mc's, Kool Keith,Dead Kennedys, the Decendents, All, Biggie,the Cars,Billy Ray Cirus (just kiddin'-are you still fuckin readin this???) N2deep, Phunk Junkeez, Green Jello, Slipknot, NWA, MC Ren's solo shit, Santana shit........i could go on for like 3 pages.

Movies:

Halloween 1-3, Suspiria, the Brood (and any Cronenberg shit) , House of 1000 corpses, Nightmare on elm street(the original), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (74' version only, Fuck the remake) ,Dawn Of the Dead (again FUCK the remake), Fear and Loathing, Apocolypse Now, Dead Alive, Cannibal Holocaust, Evil dead 1 and 2, Fletch, Deep Red, RoboCop, Jackie Brown, The Godfather 1 and 2, Full Metal Jacket, Sin City, Carlito's Way, Snatch, Lock stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Pulp fiction, The Exorcist, Poltergiest 1, Day of the dead, Ichi the Killer, Audition, The Fog (original), Escape from New York, A Clockwork Orange, Kingpin, Das Boot, Kill Bill, Bad Taste, Fulci's Zombie, Big Lebowski, Bully, Heat, Last House on the Left, Donnie Brasco,Friday the 13th, The Mack, Big Money Hustlas, The Crow, The Doors, High Plains Drifter, How High, Dirty Harry, First Blood, Unforgiven, Creepshow, Pet Semetary, Cable Guy, Dazed and Confused, Pieces, I spit on your grave, Cannibal Ferox, Borat, 28 days Later, Re-Animator, Henry:portrait of a serial killer, Candyman, Dumb&Dumber, Return of the Living Dead 1&2, Cemetary Man, The Toxic Avenger, Psycho 1&2, Pumpkinhead, Alien, Sience of the Lambs, Se7en, American Psycho, Idle Hands, Cabin Fever, Childs Play, Children of the Corn, The Meaning of Life, Jaws, Puppetmaster, The Fear, LayerCake, Dead Pit, Devils Rejects, Nosferatu, goddammit....too many to fuckin list

Television:

TV really fuckin sucks, waist of time. But when i have nothing else goin on i like ATHF, Crank Yankers, South Park, old ass Tom and Jerry cartoons (not as much since i quit gettin blown out) All those shows about dead bodies: Cold Case ice.

Books:

Any Hunter S Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Tom Wolfe, Non-Fiction shit, i cant stand novels.

Heroes:

Your Mother