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brad pitt

The sexiest man alive, according to People Mag

About Me

I recently starred in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, i was Mr. Angalina, did i type that right, jolie was my partner, man shes ugly in person so, enough about me, well, i also starred in oceans twelve, pretty much the greatest movie ever, well cause it had me in it, of course... same goes for that julia roberts chick, damn shes ugly in person, that nose of hers is like twelve inches long, i wonder if they shrink that puppy down during editing or something cause shes a real life witch. i guess you wanna know more about me so i'll keep typing, i love the coloure turqouis and my favorite wedgie is the twister surprise. the hottest woman on this earth, according to me is my mom cause she reminds me of me, and the hottest guy on earth is... well of course ME, maybe those two should hook up, make some hot babies, know what im talking bout?! uh huh, yeeeahh, incest all the way, got some bills to pay. i had to find something that ryhmed with way, and pay does so i wrote it. enough is enough until its to much, but you cant have to much of me so lets seeeeeeeeee, i like pink underwear, on myself of course, alright gaston im coming, my evil butler calls, and so does nature, later, by that i mean i have to take a shit, so later homies

My Interests

mirrors, clothes, movies(starring me), pictures(featuring me), and shoes(with my pictures on them), that would sell...wouldnt it?

I'd like to meet:

my mom, cause shes hot, oh and yeah...myself, cause im hot

Music:

anything sung by The Village People, and no im not gay, im just in touch with my feminine side. u know what im talking about

Movies:

mr and mrs smith oceans twelve oceans eleven spy game the mexican snatch fight club meet joe black seven years in tibet the devils own sleepers twelve monkeys seven legends of the fall interview with the vampire the favor kalifornia true romance the contact a river runs through it cool world across the tracks johnny suede thelma and louise too young to die the image cutting class happy together a stoning in the fulham county dark side of the sun less than zero no mans landand yes, i did STAR in all of the aforementioned movies

Television:

im not on tv so it sux

Books:

whats a book, ive heard of these before, is it like a less hotter version of a magazine

Heroes:

me