- Removing the "o" from country
- Universal AL-Care, which will provide daily government subsidized cunnilingus for women, and a damn good cigar for every male citizen
- Will continue to hate George and love bush
- Will try his famed tongue on Nancy's Pelosi.
Possible mates include Jenna Jameson, Larry Flynt, and Triumph the dog from Conan, who is often mistaken for Al. Al will also be seeking a Sixth Lady. Wives one through five had no comment. Nor did sex partners 1-7000.
Midnight Blue