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About Me


KatieMitchell ;),the best friend you could ever have.
I can't change that or she'll shoot me, but i don't wanna change it anyway. :)
Heyy :)
I'm Rachel.
I'm Random.
I'm Rebellious.
I'm Retarded
My life isn't as good as i thought it would be right about now, 2008 has got off to a bad start already.
GCSE's have started for us 'year 10s' and there already starting to bug me! They ruin lifes btw, they ruined mine anyway.
I like to act like a dick most of the time.
I embarass people :) and also make them laugh, thats what i like doing most, making people laugh.
I fuck alot of things up but in the end it sorts itself out.
Its just the way i am.
I'm not nasty or big headed which is good isn't it? but i put myself down alot 'cause i'm a tard.
I have shit self esteem
Im crazy, crazier than you will ever imagine ;)
Haha you just imagined me ;)
Red bull sends me off my head.
So does that other one. relentless me thinks it is.
Basically energy drinks make me hyper and then i start to laugh a hell of alot more than i do already.
Get adding me you lazy betch! :)
[email protected]

My Interests

Things like this make me laugh :).

I'd like to meet:



I'd Like To Meet A Certain 5 Boys ;)

I'd like to meet the boy that would hold my hand and tell me I’m gorgeous. A boy that means everything he says and will catch me when I fall. I want a boy who would hold me when I’m scared. A boy who would laugh at the silly things I say or do. A boy that will always try to understand my actions and be there for me to the end. I’d like a boy who would love me for all the right reasons, who would love me for me rather than my looks or my body, and would never try to hurt me. A boy that I could learn and share things with. A boy that I could just look at and everything I need to say is said.I Wanna Fuck Your Dog In The Ass ;)



This About Me Below Was Written By Katie Mitchell ;)
I Am Very Prittyfull :)
And I Love HUGE Boffs Mmmmmmmmmmm
And i like cocks :) haha
I Currently have a broken knee :|
So Katies Gunna Get Me An Electric Wheelchair :}
And I Am Very Much Loved By Katie Mitchell :)
i Love Sex ;)
i have a holiday to go on sooon with Katie :)
And i feel sorry for the people around us because they WILL get harrased :)
i am VERY random and funny and one day i will............rule the world *evil grins*
ohhhhh yerr and .... I'LL ENDD YOUUUUUU !!!
About Me Done By Katie Mitchell ;)
Ohhhh And I Love Dougie Poynter =] haha
^^ btw that was katie who loves dougie's pointer :).

This is the about me georgina made for me; ;)
This girl here... The one were chattin' 'bout. She's a cunt she is.
Nahh...Only joking Rachel... But you are bit tapped tbh.
You run around like a headless chicked, talkin 'bout everything and nothing all in one.
If i could keep you i would shove you under my bed where no-one could find you, and take you out at night and make you dance O.o.
But we all love you... And couldnt live with without.
So I will bid you good day and leave you with vital words...
RACHEL IS THE SEXX!And dont you forget it ;)

Music:

I bum off Mychem ;). Avenged sevenfold and
Arctic Monkeys.

Movies:

If it involves.
Sex
Violence
and Gore.
Then i'll watch it!

Television:

Has an unhealth obsession with.
Top Gear
Scrubs
Shameless
Whos line isit anyway?
and yeah thats all i watch :)

Books:

8-)

Heroes:

Basically...
Well, this heroes section has changed again.
The people who have helped me through the bad times and been there through the good..
KatieMitchell ;)
GOD I LOVE THIS GIRL :]
also known as 'dougie lovers', no really she's OBSESSED with dougie :)
This girl is fucking awesome, she kinda really desurves a heroes section :).This is a best friend i never want to loose. For the past 2 years she's really been there for me and im glad to call her my best friend :)!. She's helped me thorugh the bad* times and literally 'carried' me through the even worse times. When we first met she thought i was a complete retard going on about some imaginary person =/. well yeah.. i'm still nto normal but katie puts up with me :D and im glad she does! Because tbh without her i don't think i'd be happy today. Making me laugh in those health and social lessons writing my home phone numnber on a piece of paper saying 'free hot sex in a phonebooth'... 2 days later i got a phone call thanks katie haha :).. but no really this girl deserves a part in my heroes section because katie your my heroe haha :D. *in a friendly way* :) ily katie lots and lots and lots amd lots. :] more than french bread lmao :).
She's just as crazy as me tbh :), we drink Wkd after wkd and eat oreo after oreo because were cool (Y) haha.
Were currently planning to go on holiday with eahother and i really do feel sorry for those who come in contact with us 2 on that holiday with my electic wheelchair :D
yeah!
YOUR AWESOME! :)
Emma Delves.
Yes, i may have only known her for like less than a year but... this girl has seriously helped me :]. Im glad ive got her *she's a keeper :)* This is a girl you can always go to for advise.This girl is proper amazing and i love her to bits tbh. Shes the kind of friend everyone wants. Kind, sweet and dead funny :). haha me+elmo = BOOM! Your Amazing :)
Georgina Lloyd.
Because she told me to put her in here, haha oj.
My pc is fucked so...
i'll finish yours off later. :]
am not finished and i cant spell:) Describes my friends pretty well :)!

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