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Alie

Lalalala! I can't hear you!

About Me

My interests include local music, partying, staying in and chillin', meeting cool people, pool, and having a good time in general. I like talking into the dead of night and can't stand silence. I smoke like a chimney and if you don't like it, too damn bad. I'm not particularly religious (actually I think most religions are scams) yet am very spiritual and strive to live my life without hurting anyone and being true to myself (most of the time I'm successful). I'm a closet bitch and chose to unleash it on those most worthy. I treat my men like gold if they respect me and like shit if they deserve it. I'm a feminist and democrat who believes in the death penalty. The rest you have to find out for yourself.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alie
Birthday: 12/14/1977
Birthplace: Sioux Falls
Current Location: Minneapolis
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German/Irish (i.e. I'm a mean drunk)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Those wierd looking bowling shoes that aren't in style anymore
Your Weakness: Boys with tattoos and bad attitudes
Your Fears: small spaces, a life without sex
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: huh?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yep
Thoughts First Waking Up: Coffee, must have coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: Eye and tits
Your Bedtime: around 11 (I have to be to work by 7:30)
Your Most Missed Memory: I never took acid, so I'm not missing any!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke...I love brain tumors
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single...but group could be fun in the right situation!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sun Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee...mmmm
Do you Smoke: Hahahaha! Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: yes, but only in the car
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes...still am, but it's unrequited
Do you want to go to College: Already graduated
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: I guess so...what does that mean, anyway?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, I get motion sickness in the bathtub
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a sexy bitch
Are you a Health Freak: That's the funniest question I've ever been asked!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: Cello and the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: how about in the past 5 minutes?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, a little of the cheeba
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, dammit
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, transfat is evil
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes...I'd eat it every day if I could
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: 2 months ago
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes...
Ever been called a Tease: no, I never tease
Ever been Beaten up: no, but I could take a punch
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Either having sex or in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an Oscar Meyer wiener
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: taller than me, but I also like those circus tall guys
Weight: slim
Best Clothing Style: alt
Number of Drugs I have taken: not counting perscription...2
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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My Interests

Pool, local music (especially hip hop), reading, cooking, partying, dancing, flirting, and writing.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who can get me out to have a good time in the local music scene. I like all types of music, especially underground hip-hop and rock. Just looking to hang out and have a great time. I like guys that are handy around the house, get dirt underneath their fingernails, and can put me in my place once in a while. People I don't want to meet: immature whakos who have no idea who they are, game players, computer geeks who would rather fondle a mouse than me, shifless losers, people that send me pics of their genitalia, guys looking for three ways with their wives, Gordon Gecko types (see the movie, then take a shower), and people who couldn't form an intelligent sentance with two hands and a map.

Music:

Some of my favorites, new and old: Atmosphere, Heiruspecs, Hydrophonics, Eyedea, DJ Abilities, P.O.S and Doomtree, Dessa, Sims, The Killers, Rage Against the Machine, Leroy Smokes, The Roots, Brother Ali, Musab, Kanser, Nine Inch Nails, Incubus, Morphine, and many others that I'll probably think of later...

Movies:

My favorites are Animal House, Dances With Wolves, Grosse Pointe Blank, True Romance, Little Miss Sunshine, and High Fidelity.

Television:

CSI and CSI: Miami, Law and Order and Law and Order: SVU, ER, and House.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, MiddleSex by Jeffrey Eugandes, To Kill a Mockingbird

Heroes:

Gloria Steinem, my parents, and myself

My Blog

Why I'm a complete bitch...

Do you ever wonder why you are the way you are?  Sometimes I wonder why I have an absolute lack of feeling.  My grandmother died recently and I was shocked at how I felt absolutely ambivalen...
Posted by Alie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's like the sun here...

Christ!  It's fucking hot up in this piece!  Ok, so that's the only time today that I'll bitch about the weather here cuz it beats the 6 months of snow and tit-freezing wind we get in Minnes...
Posted by Alie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My neighboors are drug dealers...sigh

So I moved to the 'burbs to get away from the hustle and flow of the mean streets of Minneapolis, only to find out that my apartment building is a hotbed of baby mama drama and dealers...mom would be ...
Posted by Alie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Intro

Ok, so here's the first entry of my first blog ever.  I've never sent my thoughts out into the abyss of the internet and even if I did, I've never been crazy enough to think that someone may be i...
Posted by Alie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST