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About Me

I'm a former Little League All-Star. I think people getting hit in the face with pies is funny. I've discovered that every rest stop in the state of Nebraska smells like cow poop.
I know all 50 states and their capitals. I want to meet the person who invented the sandwich. Jennifer Love Hewitt once made me walk face first into a dump truck.
It worries me that public schools are banning games like Tag and Dodgeball. It bothers me when a person mistakes kindness for weakness. I think sock-monkeys are wicked cool.
I will always make time for the things that matter. I work to live (not live to work). I have very little tolerance for ignorance. I've met the real Santa Claus. And the secret ingredient in my mom's homemade cookies -- is love.
A young British chippie once told me I was "the dog's bollocks." I smiled politely and said "thank you" before rushing home to look up what she meant and make sure what she said didn't mean that other thing I thought it could mean.
'Know what I mean?
I've been in outer space, yet I've never been...to me.
I am now a part of the legacy.
Challengers welcome. (Dudes need not apply)
Be Like Boy. (www.mrboyproductions.com)..

My Interests

I'm all about good times with good people. I love sports in both the playing and watching fashion. I love making movies. I love watching movies. I love playing guitar and rockin' out on the drums. I love drawing cartoons, taking photographs, and spending hours playing with Photoshop.

Oh, and dogs. Dogs are cool. Especially dogs in gorilla costumes...trying to act like dogs...where am I?

I'd like to meet:

Ashy Larry...and Huey Lewis.

Music:

Stereophonics - U2 - the Beatles - Oasis - Huey Lewis and the News - Willie Nelson - the Fratellis - the Jeevas - Muse - Morcheeba - the Rolling Stones - Bruce Springsteen - Tom Petty - Dido - Norah Jones - BB King - BT - Brit Rock - and so much more.

Movies:

Back to the Future - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Clue - the 'Burbs - Ghostbusters - Aliens - Tombstone - Braveheart - Planes, Trains & Automobiles - And Then There Were None - Out of Sight - The Incredibles - Die Hard - The Muppets Take Manhattan - Ferris Bueller's Day Off - the Dish - Cast Away - the Naked Gun - X2 - Twister - Three Amigos - National Lampoon's Vacation - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - the Frighteners - the Star Wars Trilogy - the Lord of the Rings Trilogy - Wes Anderson Movies - and I say again SO MANY MORE!

Television:

Angel - Firefly - Buffy - Boomtown - 24 - Cheers - Perfect Strangers - The Office (British and U.S.) - Seinfeld - The Simpsons - Family Guy - Fawlty Towers - Wings - King of Queens - Man vs. Wild - Heroes - The Muppet Show - Fraggle Rock - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Justice League - X-Men: Evolution - Samurai Jack - and Jeopardy (Yes, Jeopardy.)

Books:

The Phone Book - as read by James Earl Jones.

Heroes:

My parents...and to a lesser extent, Bruce Willis, Hugh Jackman and Indiana Jones.

My Blog

The New Kid Pooped His Pants

I can't explain it -- only that I laughed so hard it hurt.Enjoy! ...
Posted by Flash on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

100 % HUH?

Damn right. Your results:You are The Flash Fast, athletic and flirtatious. The Flash 100% Superman 65% Robin 60% Spider-Man 55% Green Lantern 55% Iron Man 50% Hulk 35% ...
Posted by Flash on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

MAKE IT SO!

Make It So! The On Demand feature with a cable television subscription is the coolest thing since sliced bread -- and we all know how cool that was.Anyhoo, if you have the means (and HBO) I highly ...
Posted by Flash on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST

RANDOM RANDOMNESS

Today I sat. I sat and wondered what life could be, how it might happen, and when all this will come to pass. Sitting poolside, ears in my Ipod and eyes in a comic book, as has been my "thing" a...
Posted by Flash on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:12:00 PST

BEST FILMS OF '06

'Alo ladies and gents. 'Tis been more than a fortnight or two since my last posting, but this being the new year and all, I figured now is as good a time as any to get back into the swing of ...
Posted by Flash on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST

BACK TO BREAKFAST WITH THE GOONIE BUSTERS

Picture yourself in detention on a Saturday, stuck with a bunch of kids who, though you only know OF them, you show no hesitation in branding as "delinquents." It doesn't bother you to call on stereot...
Posted by Flash on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:00:00 PST

The Tale of the Brave Mr. Boy

During my time in the ol' west coast homestead, I've grown to realize that I am the type of person who always seems to want -- more. Now, the above statement doesn't spawn from any overwhelming sense ...
Posted by Flash on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:49:00 PST

Smackdown V.1 (Me and My Monkey)

Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to another installment of Seans LA Girls Smacktalk-O-Rama. Some of you are probably wondering whats taken so long, as there was a time where a column like tod...
Posted by Flash on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:32:00 PST

Weekend of Insanity...

Never in my life had I been part of such an oddly cinematic bonding experience as the one that took place over this past weekend. Poker in a moving car. Dancing to my first Usher song....
Posted by Flash on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:17:00 PST

This...is...um...

So cool...but I still can't figure out why. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
Posted by Flash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST