Not Ryan O'Shea

I am NOT Ryan O'Shea.
I am a tall, skinny, blond boy.
Once upon a time, I was in study hall. 4th period. Junior year. It was the second half of the year. I began conversing with a cute blond girl. Little did I know that about one year later, we would come to realize that we are not only extremely similar in almost every aspect of our lives, but that we would be almost completely inseparable. She lends me books, she brings me breakfast, she knows my only ticklish spots, and she will one day share a house that will be given to us or won on some game show, and she loves cash cab. I love Emilia Vest like Graham loves Pepper!
My most commonly used words are DUDE and TOTALLY.
I drive a sweet 96' Volvo STATION WAGON, which was vandolized by someone who now has an army of gladiators against them.
I Graduated from Pine Bush High School with the class of 07.
I played guitar in Sweet Thoughts for Fairfield.
I played bass in Heavy Half Devoured.
Music is MAD SWEET.
If I can't make a living from music...