heyy im 17 5'6 I go to saint johns northwestern military academy. I live in fox point which is prob the most boring place in wisconsin. I joined the National Guard and I'm done with basic training. I like to get drunk and go places. I'm pretty athletic and miss going to a public school. Infanty is badass. ---"BUD LIGHT PRESENTS: Today we salute you, St. Johns cadets and alumni. While most high school students are sleeping, you are up before the sun, cleaning, shining and mopping your way through hell. Sure, you are a High school student, and can out GI any normal JROTC cadet in the country and most real soldiers, but when you get ready for a GI, you strip everything out of your room, including the drawers and blinds, not because you want to but because some 16 year old kid told you to. You and your fellow cadets and can say Shit ,Fuck, Pussy, Bitch, MILF, SILF, Cheeseburger, and Fucking Dumb Ass New Boy in conversations that last for hours and not say the same thing twice. You can even talk this way in class with most of your teachers, and they understand. After the first Parents weekend, if people you never knew before are suddenly your best friend, you know its because they want to bang your sister or mother. You are the only teenage guys in the world who can say I fucking hate tits(nickname of the analretentive night tac)!!!! and mean it. You quickly learned never pick up and drink out of a bottle that has left your possession, especially coke. When you became an old boy you learned life altering mentalities like Fuck It, Im never going to do this to my son, and I bet I could smoke in here and not get caught. Sure youre missing out on the high school parties that you're friends are throwing, but hey, just smile, because your guarantied to be able to make it up in college, because St. Johns cadets dont graduate until you get accepted into one." . make
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