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John

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About Me

I like to wear nice socks. I have a pretty noticeable case of ADD. I'm Irish. My friends and family are the most important things to me. I have a potty mouth. SCORPIO. Live in Bucktown with two amazing girls and a very cute dog. I am the middle of 5 kids. I hate coffee. You can find a Whiskey drink in my hand on most Friday and Saturday nights. Enjoy dancing on occasion. I can speak some Espanol. I can lift heavy things. Somewhat of a shit talker. Proud uncle of 4. Halloween and St. Patricks Day are my favorite holidays. Born and raised in Orland Park, but now a city boy. Love Mr. Pibb. Girls LOVE me for some reason. I can get ghetto at times when necessary. Come from a VERY large South Side Irish Catholic family. Like to stay up late and enjoy sleeping far too much. Drive everywhere even though I live in the city. My #1 goal is to have children one day. Summer is my favorite time of year and I want to be cremated when I die.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with 708 area codes,Myself in 10 years.I once met Lindsey Lohan (before anyone knew who she was), Jack and Kelly Osbourne when I was 21 in LA and I just met Vince from Entourage.Lacey & Kameron
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Music:

If your 13 year old sister likes it I most likely do too......My Jam of the week is Beware of the Dog by Jamelia

Heroes:

My Dad, My Sister Cheryl, and my Grandma