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Lestat

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About Me

hey hey!! im a great person to be around with, if your drunk! i like warm beer out of the can. i like to suck the blood of mortal goats. i enjoy eating raw meat, and drinking motor oil. i love all types of sex and self love. i am highly skilled in the arts of masturbation.

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My Interests

my interest are sexual activities with wild animals and heavy drinking. as well as sleeping with unknown partners. i also like to go driving around town like a cockless dog in heat trying to pick up some live chickens! i enjoy lifting weights with no pants on, and masturbating in public! LORD, I LOVE A PARTY!

I'd like to meet:

PEEWEEi would like to meet.....Lord Oderus of GWAR. Bruce Cambell, HATCHETFACE from the cray baby movie. and i would also like to MEAT a crazed, three-legged, horse dicked monkey in heat!
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Music:

FINTROLL, ROSEMARY'S BILLYGOAT, GREEN JELLY, IN EXTREMO, GWAR, KITTIE, MR. BUNGLE, FANTOMAS, HALFCOCKED, OTEP, MY RUIN, TURA SATANA, CRISIS, CRADLE OF FILTH, CANNIBAL CORPSE, POWERMAN 5K, STATIC-X, AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE, DBX, MOTOGRADER, MACHINE HEAD, SEPULTURA, SOULFLY, MISFITS, KING DIAMOND, BESEECH, BOLT THROWER, SLAYER, MOONSPELL, DEVILDRIVER, INFLAMES

Movies:

any type of porn involving blood, animals, and the use of garden tools! oh, and im a big fan of BLAZING SADDLES! and the evil dead trilogy, FLASH GORDON, planet of the APES, BIG trouble in little china, C.H.U.D., and MAD MAX!

Television:

any thing that shows pornography of some sort.

Books:

ill read any book that has death, trolls, goblins, wizards, and unprotected sex with live animals.

Heroes:

my hero is LA PARKA! and lets see....JOHN HOLMES, RON JEREMY, LEXINGTON STEELE, AND LONG DAN SILVER.