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Surfing, snowboarding, scuba diving, soccer (football to purists), traveling, reading, writing (not arithmetic), outdoor showers, and fucking with you. Especially fucking with you.
Bret & Jemaine and most of all MURRAY, Paul Walker, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Olivia Munn, Keeley Hazell, Cheryl Tweedy, Sidonie Gabrielle Colette, C.S. Lewis, Nabakov, e.e. cummings, Chris Farley (in a time machine), Dwight K. Schrute, Jonathan Antin, Beckham, Rob Machado, Layne Beachley, Victoria Jelouse, Terje Haakonsen, Tony Hawk, Alan Rickman, Hugh Laurie, Jason Isaacs, Vince Vaughn, Anthony Bourdain, Mil Millington, Dale Chihuly, Tiffany Bozic, Amy Sol, Ken Duncan, Art Frahm, Kondoh Akino, Camille Rose Garcia, and Sailor Jerry. However I do not really want to meet Myspace Tom because he's done nothing for me. Yet.
I will not be judged on my musical tastes. Thank you for your time.
In no particular order: Caddyshack, Fight Club, Tommy Boy, Manon of the Spring, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Happy Gilmore, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite, Run Lola Run, LOTR, 300, Blue Crush, Finding Neverland, Anne of Green Gables, Team America World Police, Blades of Glory, Tomb Raider, Beauty and the Beast, The Departed, Sixteen Candles, Spirited Away, Dazed and Confused, The Breakfast Club, Super Troopers, Better Off Dead, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Royal Tenenbaums, Office Space, Casino Royale, The Illusionist, Monster House, Anchorman, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Old School, Benchwarmers, Grease
FOTC, The Office (British and American), Absolutely Fabulous, Are you Being Served, Blackadder, House, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, The Young Ones, Six Feet Under, Attack of the Show, Real Housewives of the OC and NY, Planet Earth, Nature, Old Simpsons, Arrested Development, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, The Sopranos before they sucked, and don't tell anyone about this but Grey's Anatomy has sucked me in with its evil mojo. I HATE MEREDITH AND HER MOUTH SO MUCH.
The Complete Claudine by Colette, anything by Roald Dahl or Madeline L'Engle or David Sedaris or J.R.R. Tolkien or Lewis Carroll or Bill Bryson, Lolita, The Magic Bottle by Camille Rose Garcia, most travel guides ever written, and about a million other books. Probably more.
The Jessicas Biel and Alba. You might think me joking; I assure you I am not. Their asses alone are my heroes.