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Miss Cassie

Out with the truckers and the kickers and the cowboy angels, And a good saloon in every town ....

About Me

I'm just grillin ... millin' ... throwin' out my rod and reelin' ....

My Interests

Mischief making, drinking, music, bands, my '68 Riley Elf , Oi Oi Fishwife ... Americana, Fifties negligee, hot rods, tiki,custom cars, burlesque, leopard print and everything kitsch . . . mix it up with a bit of art, graffiti and a lot of literature and I think you have me - in glorious 1950's technicolor . . . perhaps???!! Oh and being by the sea.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who plays the squeezebox. Someone to give me a keytar. Someone. Anyone. No one. You. In a good pair of shoes.
You're Bettie Page!

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Music:

Fuck 'n' Roll Dirty shitting punk Rockabilly Psychopsychopsychobilly Mental gypsy punk Anything with a squeezebox and or upright bass Filthy sleazy Southern RnR Ska . . . on a ragga tip ha ha Cow punk Country Trashy Blues Anything you can get royally drunk to. A lot. A lot.

Movies:

Film Noir, Fifties B-Movies, Big Wednesday, Easy Rider, American Psycho, Rock School (note I didn't say School of Rock,) Blue Velvet . . . well anything by David Lynch, Most things with Will Ferrell (yes I have the humour of a 12 year old boy,) The Last Seduction, Live Aid + Farm Aid, Decade of Decadence (The Crue!!), My Transvision Vamp video collection, Alice's Restaurant, Grand Theft Parsons, Touching the Void, The Goonies ha ha, The Outsiders - all the brat pack usual suspects including The Breakfast Club, Blah Blah Blah Music Documentaries .. and so it continues . . . Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Television:

Home and Away and well produced documentaries . . .and clip shows. Clip shows are my favourite. RIP TV'S Naughtiest Blunders.

Books:

Only Forward - Michael Marshall Smith, Jeff Noon, Kem Nunn, Wei Hui, Anais Nin, J.T Leroy, Toby Litt, anything crime - Chandler/Dashiel Hammett/James Lee Burke/ Michael Connelly/Greg Iles/Mo Hayder . . Sylvia Plath, The Dirt by Motley Crue, I just wasn't made for these times - Brian Wilson, . . . most music biogs in fact . . . Modernist authors and poets - William Carlos Williams, Gertrude Stein, E.E Cummings . . . Ernest Hemingway . . . anything set in the Southern States

Heroes:

Too many to freakin mention . . . the Bennitts . . . and of course the one and only Alexandra Mallett who is the best!

My Blog

Oddities and soddities

So in a half assed attempt to stay out the Public House on the Eve of the Eve of the New Year (having spent a good 4 hours there already  today) I decided to open a bag that had been festering in...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

Re: Red stick ramblings and adventures with a mullet man

So I finally went back to see my Louisiana Lovelies . . . much fun was had, much beer was drunk and it was just like the old days (except without the Bayou and the most important ingrediant . . . Alex...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:03:00 PST

Re: Newquay nights and Aggie days (Pics)

I don't know much . . .but I know I lovvvvvvvvvvve youuuuuuuuuu ha ha alloya . . .Cod pieces, stags, 6am offers of twister and random phone calls?? Wha'??Who the hell was Uncle Jon??One word - stagsLe...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

Re: Kiss me I'm shitfaced Easykill etc

Various photos taken in various states in various places around the Country. Sorry its taken me so long - call me a twat but I couldn't work it out for ages.Rock on WORD ha ha . . . mwa xxOh yeah they...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:27:00 PST

Re: Stange morsels I have eaten

I have just woken up and it feels like I have been asleep for 100 years. I think Cornwall is good for the soul and the sun has just come out and its light and its nearly 19.30 hours. I think I am turn...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:39:00 PST

Re: Cillit Bang Burns and other such calamaties

I just burnt myself on Cillit Bang  Spray (which may I add is not even mine but it has landed itself in my bathroom, where upon it has stayed because it is pink) . . . I went to pick it up and th...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST

Re: Cillit Bang Burns and other such calamaties

I just burnt myself on Cillit Bang  Spray (which may I add is not even mine but it has landed itself in my bathroom, where upon it has stayed because it is pink) . . . I went to pick it up and th...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:06:00 PST

Re: I am such a nobber

So me thinks I am such a g a y . . . i have just spent 330 British Pounds on a leopard print dress, and whilst it is suitable fantabulous, I am really not rich and it is more than some of my friends r...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:47:00 PST

A bizarre continuation . . .

Just finished "making" my pre-packaged noodles and they had a packet (luminous green) of something called garnishes and guess what it was full of - freeze dried sweetcorn, carrots and peas . . . Now t...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:54:00 PST

Re: Is waking up with dirty knees a sign of a good night?

Right now i am sitting in my house waiting for a man to come and deliver 2 fire fighter sized superhero costumes  . . . talk about a delirious life - i walked through the ghetto near my house and...
Posted by Miss Cassie on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:52:00 PST