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DaphneAlex

And sniffed me out like I was Tanqueray....

About Me

Small + Dangerous and quite angry...its ok though, its a flash in the pan thing. i make fists then grow calm in a matter of seconds...}"I think self-destructiveness is given a really bad rap. I think that self-destructiveness can also mean self-reflection, can mean poetic sensibility, it can mean empathy, it can mean a hedonism and a libertarianism and a lack of judgement."------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Heading the Death to Peter Gabriel Club (DTPG), GO-GO Dancing, Drag Queens, Armpits (men), Viewing crime scene photos, Naked sit ups in a tiled room...tsssss tsssssss, Egon Schiele, Rabadi, men in make up, rock'n'roll, gangrene photos, MotoGP.....Latino men.

I'd like to meet:

A stranger in a dark alley. myself. patrick swayze(he can dance and pull off tight, high wasted pants really well). cw. graham coxon. jeordie white.. a psychic. james ellroy. Valentino Rossi..Dani Pedrosa...Nicky Hayden... Someone I lost a long while ago. Vomit's got a CAMARO, Laser punk go-go on the radio.....TROUBLE, OH TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLE....I'd like to meet trouble head on in a full speed collision. Death rods...and rod hots.....and a burning ball of fire.%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%I am an architect, they call me a butcher, I am a pioneer, they call me primitive, I am purity, they call me perverted, Holding you but I only miss these things when they leave,-------If you stand up like a nail then you will be knocked down, Ive been too honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else,---------So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything.

Music:

is good. coldplay, the doves, U2, Lighthouse Fami,.. hahahah just f$*kin kidding.... ----- For real - Toilet Boys, Pretty Boy Floyd, Faster Pussycat, Dio, King, Journey, Duran Duran, B52's, Marilyn Manson(yeah so?), Fiona Apple, The Kenmores, Pharcyde, Tori Amos, Courtney Love, blah blah blah The Rolling Stones, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Elton John, Bread, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Britney Spears, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Editors, Cyndi Lauper, Old Man Fist Shake, High on Fire, Pantera, Dirty New Orleans Jazz, Dexys Midnight Runners, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Babybird, N.E.R.D, Bon Jovi(yeah?), Daisy Chainsaw, Pixies, Cock, Young Heart Attack, Dolly Parton (I LOVE DOLLY), Lyle Lovett blah blah PUNK ROCK...ROCK'N'ROLL..ALL OF IT

Movies:

My Own Private Idaho, Deliverence, LA Confidential, The Light in the window, Dead Man Walking, Unforgiven, Blade Runner, Dracula, Walk The Line, Quills, Tigerland, Mississippi Burning, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, Monster, Roadhouse, Dirty Dancing, Mosquito Coast, Running on Empty, Stand By Me.

Television:

Most Haunted. MotoGP. Anything with Stephen Fry.

Books:

Only Forward - Michael Marshall Smith,/ A Million Little Pieces - James Frey,/ LA Quartet (Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere, LA Confidential, White Jazz) - James Ellroy,/ Dave Robicheaux series - James Lee Burke,/ Breakfast at Tiffanys - Truman Capote,/ The Day of the Locust - Nathanael West,/ Deadkidsongs - Toby Litt,/ Anthropology - Dan Rhodes,/ Cold Granite - Stuart Macbride,/ The Clearing - Tim Gautreaux,/ All the Kings Men - Robert Penn Warren,/ The Magic Toyshop - Angela Carter,/ A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole,/ Vurt - Jeff Noon,/ The heart is deceitful above all things - J T Leroy,/ You Shall Know Our Velocity - Dave Eggers,/ The Big Sleep - Raymond Chandler,/ Pale Horse Coming - Stephen Hunter,/ Devil in a Blue Dress - Walter Mosley/ Black Swan Green - David Mitchell,/ Big Fat Bitch Book - Katie Figes,/ EVERYTHING BY MICHAEL MARSHALL SMITH....many more

Heroes:

James Ellroy, Courtney Love, Michael Marshall Smith, Brian Warner, Keith Richards, Truman Capote, James Lee Burke, Egon Schiele, Cassandra Bennitt, David Petitpain and anyone else called David whom I know. Or anyone with a french surname.or european surname. Dani Pedrosa. My Nan, Elsie May.

My Blog

That fucking Eurovision GROUP?

Why?I hate them.That blonde guy...he is from one of those late night swizz shows....where you have to call in and guess a word and NO ONE ever gets it.....Why hasn't anyone noticed and called him up o...
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

Andy is trying to murder me by petrol fumes

I can't fucking breathe!Andy spilt petrol on the fucking floor from his motorbike and I am going to die because of it. I can't open the window because I will die of frostbite. Catch 22.He is trying to...
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

Steven Seagal, Deputy Chief Sheriff, Louisiana!

Steven Seagal is Deputy Chief Sheriff in Jefferson Parish! And he is on their SWAT team......Lets go get in trouble in Jefferson Parish!!!! I want Steven Seagal to arrest me....the brute!!
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:30:00 PST

Announcement

I have a new jobI have a new jobI have a new jobI have a new jobI have a new jobI HAVE A NEW JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

set list

Has anyone ever noticed how that guy from Bros growled when he sang?my set for tonight - Ever fallen in Love - The BuzzcocksGirls on Film - Duran DuranWhen Will I Be Famous - BrosSaturday Night's Alri...
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

Clowns, christmas and other c words.

So, it's christmas again...shalom.........people turn into demented, rabid animals....sheer ferocity in their eyes and bad words on the tips of their tongues, grabbing, shouting, jostling and jousting...
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

Cigarettes and coffee

Sittin' here smokin' cigarettes and drinkin' coffee.....listening to Otis Redding 'Cigarettes and Coffee'.....shame there is no dock of the bay.
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST

Job

If anyone knows of a job, or can give me a job, please let me know.........working for the 'soulless vultures' " of the high street is like eating the smashed glass from a tramps cider bottle, the bit...
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:30:00 PST

GP VIP

So I thought we weren't going....then one magic phone call later we were speeding across town (to a scary place near Aston...holy moly!), on saturday night to pick up some tickets...which turned out t...
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST

if uri geller was a spoon, would he be bent?

knock, knock?who's there?dunnip.dunnip-who?so there is a cardboard box, a yellow crayon, a copy of david icke's latest 'book', two pence and a rug made out of a lions carcass....all in a room with no ...
Posted by AlexisDaphne on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:34:00 PST