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Mark Fazzini

About Me

hello! i am a 9 foot tall gaseous being who communicates via pure thought. take my mother in law, no go on, take her! i have had her pickled in a mixture of fringes and gravadlax.

My Interests

riddles, eastern philosophy, getting off me tits, stalking george cole, short-lived fascinations with extreme religious beliefs, cuban-heels, name-dropping, extra-hold hair products and female pubic trails.

I'd like to meet:

THE DREADED CTHULHU, HIGH PRIEST OF THE GREAT OLD ONES WHO CAME TO THE WORLD OUT OF THE SKY. THAT IS NOT DEAD CAN ETERNAL LIE, AND WITH STRANGE AEONS EVEN DEATH MAY DIE

Music:

banging tunes, dance, acid house, rave, techno, big beat, funky house, drum and bass, dubstep, grime, crunk, that type of thing

Movies:

incredibly violent japanese cinema AND THE ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES FILM WHERE THEY'RE ON JETSKI'S IN MIAMI RODNEY YOU PLONKER! GRANDAD, GRANDAD! WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? YOU PLONKER RODNEY! RODNEY YOU ARE SUCH A THICKO! *FALLS THROUGH THE BAR AND A CHANDLEIR FALLS ON ME

Television:

green wing, the boy whose face fell off, the boy with no skin, the boy with no head at all, the boy who only had the left half of his penis, the boy with twenty legs, the man with the child in his eyes, the man with the child in the boot of his car, red dwarf, hollyoaks, vicar of dibley

Books:

judy blume

Heroes:

ian beale, tim westwood, richard curtis, bono, sting, fray bentos