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Craig

And that's good, isn't it great, isn't it grand...

About Me

I'm an alien who has been kidnapped and taken to a planet called Los Angeles. They are considering letting me go in exchange for all your muscle t-shirts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Italophiles, gourmet food fiends, fellow movie nerds, tennis fans (all 7 of us), big dogs and their parents who love them, burners, Sparkle Motion groupies and all other goofballs in between.