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Emma

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About Me

I'm 20, I'm a girl and I'm a law student at Manchester University. I apparently look like a line dancer, a horse lover and a vegetarian and am thereby proof that you should never judge a book by its cover. I am also a make up artist to the stars and have put mascara on Stuart Murdock in the middle of a belle and sebastian set.

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My Interests

The nights before the mornings after, voyeuristic photography, bargain hunting.

I'd like to meet:

The person who broke my nose when I was eighteen months old. I'd rob him to pay for rhinoplasty. Whichever idiot thought that replacing liquorice midget gems with 'new blackcurrant flavour' ones was a good idea, so i could shoot him. Win Butler with amnesia so I could pretend he wasn't actually married and then I could try and steal him. Nicholas Flamel so he could share his elixir of life with me.

Music:

Arcade Fire, The Cribs, Pachelbel's Canon and a wide variety of other artists best enjoyed in the fresh air squashed up against a railing.

Movies:

The Little Mermaid, Nanny McPhee, Father of the Bride, The Notebook

Television:

Location, Location, Location. I have made a TV appearance on Question Time mouthing off about the 'stealth tax' that ID cards would be.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Chocolat, PS I Love You, Goodnight Lady, and any kind of Trashy Erotica.

Heroes:

Thatcher, Millicent Fawcett (she didn't have to chain herself to gates to get the vote) Benjamin Disraeli.

My Blog

i steal from hannah roberts who steals from trixy

1. What does your MySpace quote mean?just what it says2. Elaborate on your default photo:it was taken in 42s on eleanor's 20th birthday, just before someone threw a smirnoff over me, and my mum looked...
Posted by Emma on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

2007

THE YEAR 20071. Will you be looking for a new job? i'm already applying for my post uni job, so yes indeed.2. Will you be looking for a new relationship? que sera sera3. New house?no, same old same ol...
Posted by Emma on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

stolen from turner YET AGAIN

weird thing 1) Who is the last person you high-fived?i think it was either a) riya bathia in our kitchen over something i can't remember, b) some guy in m-two for being a legend and dancing all night...
Posted by Emma on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST

Christmas Lightage

This is a totally random observation, but I've always thought girls were bigger on christmas decorations than boys. However at uni i've noticed that all boys flats have far more decorations and I'm no...
Posted by Emma on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:42:00 PST

stealed from jenni again

 to zeeee [A is for age:] - 18[B is for booze of choice:] - cider and black for one pound at grovel bar, vodbulls for 1 pound at 42nd street, lager for 1 pound in the lux... notice a pattern? b...
Posted by Emma on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:21:00 PST

stole from jenni, half completed

1.ARE YOU OVER 18?Yes, it's my 18 years and 9 months birthday on saturday. woo.2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?Some stripey pattern. The other day it was stuck on some horrific picture of m...
Posted by Emma on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 08:20:00 PST

tonight

i write this whilst drunk, after a superb night out! turner pulled twice nightly whitely!! and i just got hammered. Whilst at the bar with stooo mallalieu who is excellent at stealing liquid vouc...
Posted by Emma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i copied this from turn

FIRSTS:1.First best friend: Jenni Turner - it's good this innit, eh?2.First car: Rusty (stinks of diesel) 3.First real kiss: Chris Alker- ditto from turners4.First screen name: as in porn name? or msn...
Posted by Emma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sin City

I went watching Sin City last night, and despite my usual total inability to remain silent for more than 10 minutes, I really enjoyed it. Go see it! ...
Posted by Emma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST