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About Me

i'm a procrastinator. i'm a perfectionist. i'm somebody's mother. i dislike being the center of attention but i hate being unnoticed even more. i obsess easliy. i keep trying to become vegetarian but i just love chicken too much. i grind my teeth in my sleep. i have a short attention span. i'm very attracted to men who wear glasses. i love the smell of my son's breath. i'm super ticklish. i hate waiting. i suck at telling jokes. i like sparkly things. i love throwing parties.
If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me. -Edward Abbey, naturalist and author (1927-1989)

My Interests

cooking, decorating, driving around, shopping, spending time with my family and friends, Wendy's Frosties

I'd like to meet:

myself, 20 years ago.

Music:

National Public Radio for news and classical music, pre-1980 dolly parton, steely dan, fleetwood mac, 80's pop, tenacious d, notorious b.i.g., cibo matto, madonna, frank sinatra, air miami, the smiths, queen, buena vista social club, chaka khan, stevie wonder, the pixies.

Movies:

documentaries, foreign films, charlie brown christmas, fight club, pulp fiction, 16 candles, office space, tommy boy, dirty dancing, boogie nights, best little whorehouse in texas, mr. mom.

Television:

Sopranos, Deadwood, HGTV and Food Network, Celebrity Fit Club, House, American Idol (mostly just the tryout episodes), Project Runway, Saved By The Bell

Books:

fast food nation by eric schlosser; reason for hope by jane goodall. the works of: david sedaris, stephen king, michael moore, anne rice, jaqueline susann

Heroes:

my mom and Martha Stewart

My Blog

Labor Day can go fuck itself

The labor day party was a flop. Well a flop when compared to all the other parties I've had. We had a small turnout, which I guess I expected because I did reschedule last minute due to weather. Which...
Posted by Lor on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:33:00 PST

my life is so boring

Every day is the same as the one before. I only know what day of the week it is because I watch the morning news and the current day is always first in the 7 day weather preview. I need to get out mor...
Posted by Lor on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

My Car

I just went to Taco Bell for dinner and had the Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It was delish. Really. But I feel disgusting now. Not because of the food, but because I inhaled it in my car. I eat ...
Posted by Lor on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:41:00 PST

I love my stepson

He just walked into the room and said "Lauren, you've lost a ton of weight!" What a good kid.
Posted by Lor on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:58:00 PST

baby mama drama

so last weekend i went to the holyoke mall in holyoke massachusetts. it was a mother-daughter shopping trip. 4 moms and 7 daughters total. it was good times. so we're in the mall, in the food cour...
Posted by Lor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i feel shame

a little while ago, i heard that tenacious d was coming out with a new dvd, featuring clips from their live shows, and some mr. show stuff, and other stuff i'm sure. awesome. i'd be interested in seei...
Posted by Lor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST