AIM drventure83
1000's of years ago, I climbed with crinkled hands up the highest mountain at the time. Once I reached the top, the Heavens themselves opened up and from them a bass of epic proportions appeared and then descended upon me....
From them on I walked the earth and in that time, the funk descended upon the people and soon the fear of bass spread across the land and there was much defecation..... I was to be known as Castlevania for being a "freak on the bass" 'til the day I was challenged to a wrestling match by the Devil himself for a Golden Cadillac...With red leather seats....
The battle. It went on for ages, and I grew over 37 feet tall and my arms grew the size of tree trunks, and in the end I won.....but the cost was heavy for I destroyed all the dinosaurs...with my laser eyes.... and then the Golden Cadillac entered the world and it split the earth's land mass up into what it is today....
Endoresments
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