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About Me

i'm a fellow of many pastimes. i write with an infrequent regularity and throw out the sporadic painting or two. i like working with wood as well. but there is something about a camera in my hands that seems separate from any other creative vehicle i half-assed put time into. i'd question it if i didn't think the answer would spoil the whole fucking thing.when i have my camera with me i can sometimes take two hours to get somewhere that might take the average camera-less person 10 minutes. when i don't have my camera, i spend those ten minutes passing by stuff going, "SHIT!"i also have an enormous ego coupled with an inferiority complex. most days they tend to even each other out and i'm quite tolerable to most folks. other days, when one has gained control over the other, i'm either the most obnoxious elitist fuck you'll ever learn to loathe, or i'm the quiet guy in the corner who can't look you in the eye. although i have been known to be shy and a prick all at the same time. it's a gift.

My Interests

-photography-writing-painting-dremel-ing-be-ing

I'd like to meet:

-people with excessive scarring. (and wouldn't mind them being photographed)-folks with ideas.-people who make stuff.-anyone who wants their photo taken.-someone to take my photo.

Music:

is my balance.

Movies:

arsenic and old lace.

Television:

history international can make a solo cup full of sand and ass the most interesting 3 part documentary you'll ever encounter.

Books:

are grand.

My Blog

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i mentioned a few days ago about maybe shooting nothing but still-life. i've quite the many reasons for that, several of which are the photos i'm posting today. being as it's 11am and i just crawle...
Posted by SallyPort Fauxtography on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:21:00 PST

i'm gonna need me some more meat-hooks.

yesterday i thought i'd try something new. i'd been planning it for quite some time and it just kept getting pushed back. the models would either flake out and disappear, cancel, or flat-out turn me t...
Posted by SallyPort Fauxtography on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:45:00 PST

snowflake jesus

Soon...
Posted by SallyPort Fauxtography on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST

really big fuckin...

holes. really cold fucking cliff. really great fucking sky. i have a new camera. hence random pictures of everything i see. i've spared you hundres of close-ups of my fish. t...
Posted by SallyPort Fauxtography on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 05:55:00 PST

the house where nobody lives.

i spent new years in martinsville va. out in the woods at my friend hippy don's place. in any direction is an abundance of trails leading into the woods. i didn't take off on anything new whilst there...
Posted by SallyPort Fauxtography on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 06:46:00 PST

a few things.

(that's her tongue, not a fat lip, by the by. just figured i'd clear that up before i get asked what'd you do to her lip? AGAIN!) enjoy....
Posted by SallyPort Fauxtography on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:11:00 PST