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Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have a wonderful girlfriend, a good job, a great house and fantastic roommates. Things are looking up.

My Interests

People I care about, Bills/Sabres (Sabills?), Buffalo in general, living a comfortable, fulfilling life.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

A meaty base chock full of Springsteen and old school punk topped off with a creamy layer of soul music, pop and hip hop.

Movies:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Goodfellas, American Splendor, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Cinderella Man, 24 Hour Party People, Green Street Hooligans, Office Space, Anchor Man, Buffalo 66, The Green Mile, Mean Streets, The Matrix, Rudy, Road to Perdition, Escape to Victory, Wedding Crashers, High Fidelity, Gangs of New York, Almost Famous, Do the Right Thing, Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal Jacket, Shaun of the Dead, The Football Factory, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast Club, Snakes on a Plane!

Television:

Sabres games, Bills away games and HBO on demand.

Books:

Among the Thugs, Fever Pitch, For One More Day, High Fidelity, Catcher in the Rye, I Am Charlotte Simmons, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Executive Orders, Generation S.L.U.T., Night, Soccer Against the Enemy

Heroes:

Liz, The 2005-2006 Buffalo Sabres, Frank, Sam, The 2002 US World Cup team, Gary, Phil, Joe, Mike, The "other" Ryan Miller, My Grandfather, DC United's 2004 Cup winning team

My Blog

Let's Go Buffalo

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Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:00:00 PST

Soundtrack to Your Life!

- - - - - - Your Life: The Soundtrack - - - - - - - -So, here's how it works:Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).Put it on shuffle.Press play.For every question type the song th...
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

Sabre-izing City Hall

This would undoubtedly be the greatest thing to happen to Buffalo since............since....................you know I think this would be the greatest thing to ever happen to Buffalo. This is not a j...
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:07:00 PST

"Well I lost my money, and I lost my wife. Those things don't seem to matter much to me now..."

Don't let the title deceive you, there's nothing interesting going on in this blog except another blatantly stolen quiz taken from Frank's page. Man, I guess you fooled you! Eh? Eh? *elbow poke* Not f...
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 05:43:00 PST

I put it down, so you better pick it up....

I know you fucking ingrates aren't going to fill this out, but I'm putting it up anyway.   Have at it.   What would you do if...» I committed suicide:» I said I loved you:» I kissed you:» I ...
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:50:00 PST

Some would say I'm bored, but I really just want to get the term "Hot Jew Broad" off my blog

So fill this out!   1. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.2. I will then tell what song/movie reminds me of you.3. If I were to wrestle with you in a vat of jello, the flav...
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 08:15:00 PST

Probably the hottest Jew-broad I've ever seen...

  If Tony ever ends up nailing a girl from the Israeli Defense Force, I hope beyond hope it's her. WARNING:  AWFUL, TERRIBLE, CORNY INNUENDO APPROACHING:   Boy, I'd like to p...
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:35:00 PST

Top 10 Night of My Life. Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the World Cup

  I'm in there somewhere.   I won't attempt to put into words what that night was like and what it meant to me, personally.  In no way would I do it justice.  Not even close....
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:11:00 PST

How could I forget?

Better f-ing believe I did.  TGIF is the balls.
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:27:00 PST

Thanks, Gare

Ok, terrific!
Posted by Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Russ on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:25:00 PST