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ADOLFAUX back in PC

If it was easy to do, we'd find someone cheaper than you to do it

About Me

In florida wanting to move out west!
Looking for new friends, romance,
club buddies, artists... and more!
I'm a Make Up Artist!
I travel almost every month.
People say I'm cocky... I say I'm confident!
I'm not selfish.. "I know what I want!
and I know how to get it!" (SEX PISTOLS)
I'm not your typical gay boy at ALL! Ask anyone!
"Fashion will go out of Fashion" - Rudi Gernreich
I don't care about the new diesel shirt on sale
and I hate rainbows. I swing to the left but
have a mind of my own.
Sorry boys I don't hook up!
I am worth $2,985,282 on HumanForSale.com
My IQ is 146 Free-IQTest.net
I know all about vitamins
and strange fun facts about nutrition.
I'd like to step out of the bar and club scene
forever but I can't stop dancing!
Not much of a drinker but I love champagne.
I'm entirely too independent. I moved out of my home
and across the country at age 17.
I couldn't take the social ethics of the south
any longer. So I ended up in the valley of NY.
My mannerisms are mild but I can swing either way.
I'd like to say I'm in the middle but I'll let you
be the judge. I'm open and overly honest.
I'm Puerto Rican, Italian and German aka Mutt!
I joke way too much. People tell me I make them
laugh way to much and there faces hurt!
I'll be the first to walk up and introduce myself.
Sometimes I can't stop talking. If I do. You may tell me to shut up
I love being an uncle. I love my nieces!
I love children and I hope to have my own someday.
I'd rather adopt. Too many children in this world!
Vegetarian mostly recently experimenting with organic meats.
Meaning I rarely eat meat unless it's super expensive.
I am a food snob to end all food snobs.
I enjoy sushi, indian, and thai!
I search for new and obscure things to try everyday.
I can cook and create almost anything!
I don't know any other language besides sign language!
I love cliff jumping off waterfalls into natural
springs. Hiking.. Biking.. exploring.. Nature at it's best!
Ice skating.. skating.. Meditation.. Yoga.
I love my cat.. I love animals!
I express myself in art. Not just any art.
I went to college for advertising and graphic design.
Photography and photoshop at its best!
On the side I do extreme make-up.
I make moving pieces of art.
I've considered going back to school for
Homeopathic medicine or Massage Therapy.
I'm only here because everyone else is.
I'm just looking for a deep connection.
I'm not afraid to have fun along the way.
Rumors are rumors.
I have nothing to hide, just ask.
I used to dable the magicks.
It's too addicting!!
My confidence is overwhelming at first but just give me
a chance. I like to joke I like to play. My humor is a sick
and twisted sense of sarcasm. You'll have only the best
time with lots of smiles when I'm around.
Oh, my God! That is so unfair! This is like, well, sexual harassment! If you like, fancy me why don't you just say so? God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. B ut everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
Yes.. so you've heard about me.
Some good.. some bad?
It's all fake.
No one really knows me..
I've only began to know myself.
I've been too busy lately to look
in the mirror and see who I really am.
I'm always on the go.
I guess that goes with my life.

My Interests

Sushi
Dancing
Art
Make-up
Design
Hiking
Swiming
Cliff Jumping
Traveling
Theater
Music

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for a deep connection at this point.
If I could find a conversation with someone without
hearing the word britney in it.
Indie Boys.
Hairy guys.
Jewish boys.
Italian boys.
Middle Eastern boys.
No drugs.
Controlled drinking.
A mind
A goal
An interest
A sense of self
An understanding of life
A motivation to live it
Compassion
Romantic
Fun
Silly

As Raquel Reed always says..
I think the whole nightlife lifesyle is the funniest thing. Pictures flash* flash* flash*, air kiss cheek* cheek*, fake friends; but when the lights go off and the alcohol wears off, people can change drastically into nothing once again. Yeah, I have many acquaintances, but finding true friends is harder than a gay man's dick at the gay pride parade.expecially in ny. This is my art,this is my lifestyle,if you dont like it,too bad. They're all the same: New York, California; you cannot escape what's always going to be there,people are the same no matter where you go ,there's always the cliche assholes.you cannot put miles between them..they'll always be there.

Music:

Electro
Indie
Electrotrash
Synth Pop
Old Punk
Rock and Roll
Euro Dance

Movies:

X-men
Harry Potter
Spider Man
Merlin

Television:

Catherine Tate
Little Britain
AB-FAB
Pee-wees Play House
Thundercats
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Charmed

My Blog

UPDATE ON ADOLFO

Soo.. I've been having a pretty relaxing month...I've moved to florida.. To see my family and to just chill out.. omg I'm bored here!!Besides the usual money drama and the factthat I seem to have rumo...
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:43:00 PST

You might not know about me.....

I have sugar gliders living in my kitchen.Every night at 1am they run around there cage like a bunch of nutters and bark like dogs.. and occasionally wake me up!!They’re so cute.. and totally no...
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:19:00 PST

The Last 6+ Months!!!

Where do I begin? Lets start with being single. So.. I went about 6 months without sex. Not all sex.. just intercourse hahahaha. Well that was interesting. I won't give you the gorey details o...
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:52:00 PST

myspace.com/fatsthebunny

So.. after stumbling upon this bunnies myspace I can'tget him out of my head. So yesterday I'm at work and itwas a strange day all around but a woman appeared outof no where and asked if I had a minut...
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:44:00 PST

FINALLY GOT MY NEW DOCUMENTARY UP!!`

THANK YOU ROBYN!!!!I LOVE YOU!<3 ...
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:05:00 PST

Working for the OPERA and more....

Saturday.. and 12:30am.. I recieve a text asking if I am free in the day.I of couse say yes.. my show isn't till later in the night.....Little did I know it would take me on this wonderfull adventure....
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:03:00 PST

STOLEN FROM GARY and I do agree...

i have a new theory, and its one i havent completely worked out in my head but im going to write about it anyway.its about rules.it seems to me that our society has certain rules, most of them brought...
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:35:00 PST

Giving away a few secrets to my perfect make-up....

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Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

My interview 3 years ago!!

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Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

I gave into the survey!!

A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: Adolfo FontanNickname(s): Isis, Addy, Freak, FagAge: 24Birthday: 05-03-82Birthplace: Va.Current Location: Downtown KingstonEye Color: Ambe...
Posted by ADOLFAUX back in PC on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:49:00 PST