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Unicorn Pimp

You are demoralized. And Why wouldn't you be? of course its exhausting, having to reason all the tim

About Me

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum lost twelve steps to recovery after masticating with the walruse and (the other guy) but fuckall if alice would put out. Tighter than a thing that's really tight .......................And the mac n' cheeze... but those days are gone forever, for now. sometimes i like you, sometimes i don't. I use correct punctuation every now and then, but for the most part, I dunno. I think I'm gonna find a kitten. ....................This is all your fault sara(h). What does it mean?!? which one is it? there are so many! My GOD we have to try something else because I CANNOT EVEN FATHOM THE WRECKAGE SPAWNED FROM YOUR anyone else ever feel that way?

My Interests

Making people think then spitting coffee out of their noses. Dancing at goth clubs. Piercings. Tatoos. Teddy Bear Taxidermy/mutilation. Making music. Stuffing kittens in my mouth. Acting. Lying to see if you believe me. Thinking that I'm way smarter than I really am. Being as pretencious as only I can be. Learning how to spell everyday words.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

MY OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, Goth, Jazz, Emo, Funk, Darkwave, David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, Josh Groban Tool, Faith No More and everything Mike Patton has ever been involved with), Gershwin, Tori Amos, Keane, VNV Nation, Portishead, Poe, Primus, Depeche Mode, INXS, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jane's Addiction, Rage Against The Machine, Zao, Candiria, Voltaire, Bjork, Rollins Band, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Garbage, Cold, Wolfsheim, London After Midnight, Dead Can Dance, Rob Zombie, Wumpscut, Radiohead, Marilyn Manson, Iris

Movies:

The Crow, Life is Beautiful, Batman, City of Lost Children, Sin City, Zoolander, Joe Dirt, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Wayne's World, The Craft, The Lost Highway, Event Horizon, Moulin Rouge, Dark City...

Television:

Your results:
You are Batman Batman 80% The Flash 75% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 60% Catwoman 60% Hulk 60% Wonder Woman 55% Iron Man 55% Robin 50% Supergirl 50% Superman 35% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Books:

The Sandman by Neil Gaiman (and every damn thing he has ever written). The Dark Tower series by Steven King. The Bible by God. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez. Black Coffee Blues by Henry Rollins. The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Heroes:

David Bowie, Josh Groban is the coolest cat in the world, Batman, Mike Patton (is there anything he can't do?), Trent Reznor (until recent events), Gollum, Edgar Allan Poe, SQUEE, Gambit, Christopher Walken, Johnny Depp, Steven King, Neil Gaiman...

My Blog

New Lyrics: Thank you

V1When everyday there's a new frustrationand I know that I'll find my sleep in the bottom of a bottle...Don't even try to justifymy wasted effortsI'm sick and tired of my failings...CI know that I am ...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:08:00 PST

New Lyrics. Untitled still

I refuse to think that I’ve wasted precious timeEven though I’ve spent years of my life confinedHating the world around meBut not accepting the truthThats its a world I madeA reality I mad...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:59:00 PST

New Lyrics "Found"

Verse 1 So my child, I must apologize for projecting my fear and weakness onto you you are the greatest thing in this life you have my unconditional love Verse 2 My precious child, don’t take ...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:13:00 PST

Failure New Lyrics

V1I'm in love with my limitationsI pride myself on these walls I've builtI get off on choking myself with the chain I put around my neckThe scars on my hands from clawing at these wallsand the ones on...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:00:00 PST

My new mantra? Perhaps

It's frightening what you find when you rip down the walls. How can we know what needs to be fixed or thrown out if we never see it to acknowledge it as a problem? {} Experience, learn and [evolv...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

Methods to cure a block

HI! I'm sufering from severe writer's block, so I'm gonna throw words around until I feel better!!!!!! Lets try word association first.Indecisive-plenty of room inside your mother's overiesMalfunction...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:09:00 PST

musings

My home. I know where you are...elsewhere. A month is a long time to be away. A weekend is not enough time. Can a person live peacefully being so far from where he should be? A mind needs time and a p...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:19:00 PST

Happiness

My world has officially been rocked. Whodda thunk it?!? My outlook on the future has been so optimistic since October 26 and every day it keeps getting better! I used to stare at the ground in front o...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:49:00 PST

I forget

Change can take you hostage and make you work in underdeveloped premeditated cups of coffee for even the most trivial fuck all and where is my beer? God damn you. If any nothing could beget myself I w...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:52:00 PST

Pale words compared to our reality

Passionatly sane... Specifically vauge... But oh so beautifully abstract... And always tastefully obscene... Too far to go, Too long to wait, I don't care! For your fingers in my hair, to be eye to ey...
Posted by Unicorn Pimp on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:26:00 PST