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mike

why did i run you down with the hog? i was there you were there, it just felt right.

About Me

i like to brew beer, hike, canoe, disc golf and watch movies. ive finished up my masters in education and now to get my certification in special education. i might put more on here sometime. i enjoy FAR CRY EVOLUTION AND team killing on Halo 2, because theres just to many cheatin' buttholes on there for me to care.and yes, i do have a zombie plan....no you can't hear it. youll ruin it

My Interests

ALL HAIL CREED!!!!

Music:

in no particular order: Daft Punk, The Flaming Lips, Wolf Parade, Beastie Boys, Broken Social Scene, MC Chris, The Beatles, Dashboard Confessional, Ken Nordine (word jazz baby), Nirvana, Social Code, Morphine, Weezer hmmm....

Movies:

ahhh so many. Goonies of course! Man on the train is great definately worth the watch, Amelie is decent, Fear and loathing love that movie, Equilibrium is badass totally worth the watch, The sea inside was very good, Saints and soldiers also very good, American Graffiti pretty good, Most any Steve McQueen movie, Original Star Wars the new ones suck beer trub! The professional great movie, Supersize Me fantastic documentary, you need to watch it, hmmmmm......

Television:

i dont watch a whole lotta tha boob toob

Books:

i do read many books. but for a quick laugh its always gotta be Jim Anchower http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/jAnchower/index. php

Heroes:

the men and women who discovered alcohol. who ever you are, thank you from the bottom of my liver! ...oh, and the people who gave us electicity. without you magnificent bastards you wouldn't be reading this meaningless dribble.

My Blog

people en masse

ok. individuals may be intelligent but when many individuals gather, we'll call this large mass of individuals "groups," they tend to be very dumb. why is that these "groups" lose intelligence instead...
Posted by mike on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

DONT BUY GAS MAY 15th

dont buy gas may 15th. i dont know if it will do anything but show how consumers can still band together to TRY and fuck with companies who are so blatently manipulating the price gas. being a commodi...
Posted by mike on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:35:00 PST

stop inviting guests you dickholes!

if i invited YOU to my wedding individually, meaning there is no "and Guest" designation on your invite, then you are NOT ALLOWED a guest. DAMNIT! WTF is wrong w/ you ppl. it pisses me off to try to h...
Posted by mike on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:42:00 PST

If Boston were a person.......

If Boston were a person it would certianly be an asshole.  On the 1st the aqua teens held a movie promotion throughout the city using light bright type devices that had the mooninites giving the ...
Posted by mike on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

chump change....

what the hell is the deal with our currency these days? i understand the necessity to increase the security measures on our money but ....hellooooo assholes, what about the one dollar bill? ol' george...
Posted by mike on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:12:00 PST

why people should fire automatic weapons

this is why people should fire automatic weaponshttp://planetvids.com/html/Tons-Of-Guns.htmlhttp://pl anetvids.com/html/Arizona-Machine-Gun-Club.html....come on, they make it look so fun!!!...
Posted by mike on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST

muslim shenanigans

i'm a little confused. as a muslim you need to riot and look like an asshole because you feel like a cartoon will breed anti-muslim sentiment AND/OR that when someone makes light of your religion you ...
Posted by mike on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:00:00 PST

margaritas

do yourselves a favor. next time you go to chili's get yerself the El Nino margarita, it is fantasstic.
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST