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Jesus saves...passes to Moses SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

I would have gotten away with it to if it werent for you meddling kids...

About Me

Well for starters i dont really like Guiness but the logo looks cool.Anyways, Im Dave. Im currently a swinging bachelor in the beautiful city of Hammond IN. Yeah its pretty great here.....no its not. I just became a member of the Hammond Police Dept. Im not longer in the academy...in fact i havent been for like a month and a half. Yeah i just never felt like changing this. BUT I am out on the streets now fighting crime like im cool or something. My job is pretty awesome though, i get to beat people up, solve problems, beat up punk asses, and turn on lights and sirens. yeah its great. One day i aspire to be like Sipawitz...you know that one guy form NYPD Blue. Thats gonna be sweet. Im pretty athletic, I play basketball, football, and soccer. I also act on the side. Thats on of my faveorite things to do. I dont know how to spell. I have a doggie now too. His names buddy, he's about 10 months old and likes to spend most of the day where ever he doesnt belong, pooping in the kitchhen and eating drywall. Im all about going up to Chicago. Downtown it one of the greatest places in the world if you ask me. I go there a lot. Ummmmmm Well theres more about me on my page so go check it out.Your results:
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My Interests


Create your own friendquiz here MUSIC!!! It seems like the one thing that can always bend to fit how you feel or want to feel. There's so friggin much of it! I also like all kinds of sports, I love reading and acting, I like building stuff too, nothing in particular, just things. Chicago's always cool. Comedy clubs are awesome.

I'd like to meet:

The Bears...not like the football team but real bears...HAHAHAHA i was lieing i mean the football team...stupid.

Music:

Oh yeah. Welp there's John Mayer, Gavin Degraw, Augustana, Howie Day, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Muddy Waters, The Fray, Christina Agulera has the friggin hottest voice ive ever heard, I'm getting more into country, and the blues is always awesome. There's a ton more.

Movies:

Best movie ever...Shawshank Redemption. Also among the goodens...Good Will Hunting, The Transporter I and II, The Shrek Movies, Well just about all the pixar thingies, Old School friggin rocks, American Pie movies, 40 Yeard Old Virgin, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, There's a lot more...oh yeah and The Grudge scared the crap outta me for like 3 months...crazy Asian dead girls always jumping outta stuff...

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond, C.S.I., Seinfield, The Simpsons..and so on

Books:

The best book known to man is Wild at Heart. Of all the books ive read this one hits me the hardest. Its about finding your stregnths and purpose on this earth as a man through God.

Heroes:

ummm i dont honestly know if i have any hero's right now...I have people i look up to but its easy for me to get let down so i think i stop myself from doing that...
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My Blog

Police Work Isnt All Toothpics And Snickers Bars...

i have a story i thought you might like....Ok so im working right. And i pull this guy over cause his plates were all cool and expired. We were on that one street where the old K-Mart used to be. So i...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

My day at work

Oh man. So im all working and stuff right. And at like 3AM my FTO is like dont hit any bumps and be quiet, then falls asleep. Not a really big deal, i can pretty much hold my own. I just have to ...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:40:00 PST

I didnt know what quixotic meant so i made it my mood...im very quixotic right now...maybe.

So its about 5:00AM and i just got off of work and im very excited, i have an incredible story to tell everyone, its a very nice story, its one about friendship, and its about love, but most of a...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST

Getting Tactical

I had to have had the best phone conversation ive ever had yesterday. So its like 3 in the moning and im up talking to Becky. And we're all talking and having a good time when OUT OF NOWHERE...serious...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

Losing out...a novel by Dave Pardonek

Yeah so i lost out on a lot tonight. But the funny thing is that for once i finally dont regret trusting my heart. Its kind of a nice little feeling. Well here's what happened, so a couple of nights a...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:20:00 PST

How to fix a CD

Yeah so i thought id put this one up for you guys to chew on for a little while....did you know that you can fix a CD by flushing it down the toilet?!?!?! Yeah i made the same face when Becky told me ...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST

The real story about the accident

Ok so here's what really happened in that accident. So Becky, Kathy, and i were driving along 80/94 right. La la la la la....when all of a sudden OUT OF NOWHERE comes this tanker truck. Little did we ...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:49:00 PST

Just some thoughts

He remembers me looking at him As sat on the curb and waited It was around five in the afternoon All the cars drove by and left him alone He said it was cold And he wanted to go home I looke...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:37:00 PST

im sick

ok so im pretty sure im dieing. i woke up yesterday and my throat hurt. so ok no biggie. i woke up today and i had like mad cow disease or something. my immune system was all like hey...screw you dave...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST