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♥ Kris

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About Me

This is NO MYSPACE HOOK UP...that shit is just weird. Friends are fine... but nothing more than that. I basically have myspace to keep in touch with friends.. NOT 2 ADVERTISE MYSELF AND LOOK FOR SOME DICK. But if u happen to find me entertaining, interesting, or "like omg....we soOo have a lot in common!!!" then feel free to hit me up, JUST REMEMBER.... I'll judge you and stereotype you, then shove you in a category. so prove me wrong. I know exactly what i what and how to get it. If i seem or appear to be doing nothing to your eyes and knowlegde to better my life, that's just my way off throwing you off track. I value family and true friends the most. If I happen to be on your friends list and im not an importance to you, please do us both a favor, Delete Me. I don't want to waste my time with shallow people. Hmmm Ok, so shallow people can be fun sometimes BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!! I value people who can hold a humorous and sophisticated conversation. I like being a loner but enjoy company anytime. Im down for whatever...so whatever. Late-

My Interests

What interests ME? Anything New, if i havent seen it, touched it, smelt it, tasted it or heard it...then show me it, let me touch it, let me smell it, gimmie a taste, let me sample it! i love people who have a sense of humor..making at least one person smile or laugh should be everyones goal each day. oh and i LOVE FASHION...anything trendy, new, or different strikes my fancy. I also like Helping people out with personal problems and goals. I have a weakness for the needy.

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd REALLY like to meet is Frank Sinatra, Other than that... i guess anyone who is real... and has something to teach me. I'm not a flushed sucker for celebrities...but if i ever happen to actually meet any (not just see them and take a pic from far away), i think that might be pretty cool, but other than that they're just people who actually DID SHIT with their lives and got noticed for it. They still eat, sleep and shit and value their privacy like the rest of us. I'd also like to meet anyone who can school me on Hair & Make up. It's a form of expression and ART, and i absolutely LOVE ART!!

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Movies:

HORROR!!! COMEDY!!! it takes alot to make me laugh...No like REALLY LAUGH. actually if it involves something raunch or perverted combinded with quick wit or complete off the wall mentalness then i crack up... but it takes alot to make me laugh to the point of making my bawlz water, taking away the oxygen from my lungs and brain and pushing the air out of my body to create a gaseous noise from the rear...only truely talented people have that gift...also when im with someone i can cuddle, then the drama and love movies. I love mystery movies, and futuristic, technology advanced movies. ummm and porn... who doesnt like to watch porn? sometimes its DiScUsTiNg... sometimes its funny, other times its interesting & HOTT* MyGen Profile Generator

Television:


K Kinky
R Raw
I Industrious
S Smooth
T Tough
E Extreme
N Neat tdI Don't have cable.. sad yeah :( and I refuse to pay for it, and for a TV that works. I'd rather work out or sleep.

Books:

Smart Women Finish Rich - By David Bach. Read it! I don't care if you're a MAN, a WOMAN, a TRANSGENDER, OR a whatever the Fu*k... READ IT! It's your financial bible to freedom.

Heroes:

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE...They keep me going... (ESPECIALLY CHAZ)my nephew, Haely, Jayden, & Mia my nieces. Heather (my older sis) and her hubby Ade, awsome role models. ........................................................... STRAIGHT MEN!!! i look up to all the straight guys that are still out there... when it comes to my emotions i need a REAL man.. but other than that.... i LOVE gay guys and bisexuals and butchies... there the coolest to hang out with and some make awsome lifetime friends.

My Blog

Sherri & Jay

Rihanna f/ Jay-Z - UmbrellaAhuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna) Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad) Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action) Ahuh Ahuh No clouts in my stones Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank C...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

Starting today...

I am stepping up and putting my workout in to full gear.  It's gonna be fierce... and hardcore.  My challange*Lose 20lbs by May 20thCan i do it?  We shall see... i will weight myself t...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:03:00 PST

...And my AURA is Green

Your Aura is GreenYou're very driven, competitive, and even a bit jealous.However, you seek out balance in your life - and you usually achieve it!The purpose of your life: inspiring others to be bette...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

Does your soul match mine?

You Are a Seeker SoulYou are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.Mental...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

One of my strengths

Your Scholastic Strength Is EvaluatingYou are great at looking at many details and putting them all together.You are talented at detecting subtle trends, accuracy, and managing change.You should major...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:08:00 PST

My Brain is Orange

Your Brain is OrangeOf all the brain types, yours is the quickest.You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all.Your thoughts are often scattered and random...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

3 question personality test

Your Personality IsGuardian (SJ)You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.You are inte...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

Open Minded

You Are 72% Open MindedYou are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.But you also know where you stand firm, and...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST

I think i need a change...

OF UNDERWEAR!!  haha... just kidding!!  What's going on lately?  Everyone's just FREAKING OUT, GETTING INTO FIGHTS, FEELING DEPRESSED, TRAPPED, SUICIDAL!!  and me... I hate what i...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

Maybe i do wanna be a french fry...!

.. width="425" height="350">..>I EFF-ing LOVE this commercial!!!!!...
Posted by ♥ Kris on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:05:00 PST