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Leslie

I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do

About Me

I'm kinda weird. I spell "really" with an "i", and then yell at people who don't use proper grammar. Everyone's entitled to their own little hypocritical quirks. I live in St. Louis with my two cats. I work at Coffee Cartel. It's an awesome place to work. I'm in charge of tea. My official title is tea goddess. My favorite word is "snarky".

My Interests

mythology, herb lore, aromatherapy, naturopathy, massage therapy, accupuncture, scifi/fantasy (mostly fantasy), kingdom of loathing (online RPG), flute-playing, theatre, languages, linguistics, musical theatre

I'd like to meet:


People who don't fall into the following categories:
Boring people
People who can't use proper grammar while typing
Creepy assholes who realli need to get out of their parents' basement
People who want to convert me to their religion
People who don't like Prince (I'm sorry; I just can't respect that)
People who are only interested in insulting me, even though they've never met me
People who have never seen Empire Records
People who have no interest in expanding thier minds
People who have circa 26,158 friends
People who don't know what the word "circa" means
People who hate fuzzy widdle bunnies
Chicks who wear too much blue eyeshadow
Guys who wear too much blue eyeshadow
Hamsters who wear too much blue eyeshadow
Realli, just anyone who wears too much blue eyeshadow
Brittany Spears (Who, granted, wears too much blue eyeshadow sometimes)
People who like Andrew Loyd Weber
People who aren't interested in laughing at my jokes
People who can't laugh at themselves
People who actually like Bud Light

Music:

Showtunes, Prince, Madonna, Sufjan Stevens, Firewater, Cake, The Beatles, Ace of Base, Suzanne Vega, Smashing Pumpkins, Frank Sinatra, Poe, Kill Henry Sugar, Guns N Roses, Bree Sharp, Irritating Rainbow.
In other words, I'll listen to pretty much anything.
I realli like showtunes, though. Good showtunes. None of this Andrew Loyd Weber shit.

Movies:

Empire Records, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Supertroopers, A Fish Called Wanda, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Trainspotting, Chicago, Legend, Stranger Than Fiction, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Princess Bride

Television:

I tend to go for shows that got cancelled. Presumably because they're too fucking awesome for the American public to handle. Favorites include Wonderfalls, Arrested Development, Firefly, and Dead Like Me.

Books:

Favorite authors: Anne Bishop, Mercedes Lackey, Garth Nix

Heroes:

My kitties. They eat, sleep, and play. That's the ideal life, right there.