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About Me

Before the tender age of 18 I was a successful broker on Wall Street until I lost my family's savings when market was troubled. I then decided to buy a fast bicycle and see the underbelly of the big apple by becoming a messenger. I hung out with Paul Rodriguez and that pretty girl from the lost boys. I married forcibly, had a premature, humanoid "baby" that shrieked and cried endlessly and soon found misery. It lacked skin or a fully developed lower half. We bandaged it up and prayed for a life elsewhere. Suddenly it came to me, to free myself from this dismal reality I had to stab that monster in the heart and resume a life with the ovary cheek lady that resides in my radiator. My discontentment, hostility and anger from my prior incarnation manifested itself in the form of nine children that lacked sexual organs and dressed in restrictive, colorful snowsuits. They'd kill for me if need be. Life couldn't be better. I now have tons of time to concentrate on my photos and drawings .When I was in 6 yrs.old I opened my first legitimate breakdance studio. When the Alphonzo Riberia breakdance mat arrived I took to it like a fish to water. The studio thrived and I gave my grandmother lots of money to buy me snickers ice cream bars and Barq's rootbeer. I danced and danced until I found outt that I didn't like being in this body and then there was drawing. Let's discuss that at a later time. I devised hundreds of ways to make ninja stars and made arrangements to kill several of my grade school enemies. I tried to capture my screams inside of mason jars. When this failed to work I kept telling myself I had to be quicker when I closed the lid. I once threw a 22 magnum shell at the ground of a parking lot full of cinders. It exploded and seared the top portion of an interdimentional being in two. I use to see things that weren't there. I acquired my first camera when I was nine. It was a grey Polaroid with removable flash cubes. As cute as it may sound I wanted visual confirmation of Santa Claus. When I found out that the first cat I ever loved was not capable of loving me back I hoisted him in a box suspened from a clothes line and let it drop 4 feet to the ground. I still regret that action. Also, I count people's teeth. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

The Unifield Field, Zombies(I know) Hans bellmer, Helmut Newton, cats, Ladyboys, The return of the secret of living, The reflective property of consciousness,

I'd like to meet:

TOP DOGS, people who exhibit certain "TOP DOG" characteristics, women who write down their most trivial dreams, draw cats and/or sexy cat people, LOves cats and/or sexy cat people.

Music:

elf power,lou reed,BJM,american analog,Neutral MIlk Hotel, Tom waits(Franks wild years), pixies elliott smith, police,philip glass ,nick drake,

Movies:

william kentridge,Frankenhooker, Ken Park, Eraserhead,Crumb, The Shining, Videodrome, ED Wood, Visitor Q, God of Cookery, Sweet and lowdown,Gremlins, The Brood, zombies, Rat City: Frank's return

Books:

White Noise, The Painted Bird, Double Allnighter, The Illuminatus Trilogy,

Heroes:

ladyboy, Victor Navarro JR.,

My Blog

laser fusion igniter

there will soon be a laser,dear friends, so powerful that all of bloomfield will stop and drop there heroin spoons and proclaim that the newly developed piece of technology brought to them by the king...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:35:00 PST

babyman plays puppy games

The golden baby of light and love has arisen. He stops, looks around, somewhat puzzeled he is or has always been. He breathes deeply then takes a small figurine out of his shiny yellow pants and exami...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:30:00 PST

chainsmoker

"May god bless you and keep you safe", that's what he said to seven strangers while consuming four consecutive cigarettes as we waited just ten minutes for the 54c. I imagined a paster from the neig...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rat scrackle or not..

Rat meat, red hot, sizzlin rat, rat of the ten thousand faces within faces, lord of the dying rat toddler that stands six and a half feet , child sized rats, rats that stand up for gay rights, emissar...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Protect me from evil

"proect me from evil, amen/ The devil he knows where I 've been". I chanted as the four foot likeness of James Hetfield circled my paralyzed body. The ceiling was closing in on us and my blood sugar w...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I killed a little girl named God

It wasn't the head honcho, so what? . I still would do it again if I saw the outline of a person on a person. That's the sign of pure evil, The biggest omen of them all. It happens to sound like a scr...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hardy Boys discover the Gabbersack

You become what you hate, more or less,frequent intake of others outtakes makes for unoriginal philosphers.Hence, the growing need for people to liberate themselves through the taking of nude self-por...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

time travel/astral existances

On a bus pushing toward Buffalo at 11:30 pm my projection was informed about the reflections of holographic existances that are happening. I was a red headed geek headed somewhere uncertain at the pr...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Puss Rat, glory be told

the last time I checked I had become a witness to this gruesome spectacle and didn't wonder what had become of the mysterious creature know to a select few as the Ukranian Puss Rat. Experts conclude t...
Posted by BUSINESS KING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST