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iLan

Idle hands spend time at the genitals...

About Me


WWW.MentalFabrications.Com
Time for a change...
I'm an optimist trapped in the body or a realist... I'm usually right about the things I don't want to be right about and wrong about the things I think I'm right about... I have a tendency to unknowingly create false memories. There are very few people who actually know me well. And I like it that way. I'm not your typical anything... I like ellipses. Both the shape and the punctuation... Even if I don't use either correctly.
I for the most part, wear a smile on my face, a laugh in my eyes, and a tubesock in my pants... I will laugh at myself more often than I laugh at others. And I laugh at others quite a lot.
I really enjoy plants, animals, and the seemingly insignificant.
I like bikes and have a newly-found love of seeing how many days I can go without entering my car. I like a challenge and find myself quickly becoming bored with mediocrity.
Oh and I like trees... A lot.
This is my life in a nutshell
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My Interests

Trees, The PAW, Memorization, Process, Proper Sentence Structure and Spelling, Pi(Not the movie), Irony, Gardens, Climbing, Tattoos, Music, Airbrushing, Design, Computers, Sculpture, Glassblowing, Bonsai, Painting, Fútbol, Drawing, Sarcasm, Bikecycles, Computers, Serial Killers, Reading, Swimming, Psychology, Special Effects/Makeup, Music, Food, Contemplation, Laughing, Smiling.......
GetGo, And finally... The assasination of my hunger. Yes I'm talking about YOU Taco Ninja!

I'd like to meet:

Please have the common courtesy of at least messaging me before asking to be my friend if I don't know you.

This profile was edited using my own research and knowledge. Version3.14

Continuing where we last left off...

Music:

A Silver Mt. Zion, Acid Bath, APC, Aqualung, Bill Evans, Cave In, Clan Zu, Coltrane, Converge, COWALKER, Cursive, Deadboy And The Elephantmen, The Decemberists, Deftones, The Dillinger Escape Plan w/ Mike Patton, Dredg, Enginedown, Fantomas, some Fear Factory, The Fire Theft, Glassjaw, Godspeed You Black Emperor, the Good life, The Grand Silent System, Isis, Jeff Buckley, Kenna, Lamb Of God, Les Savy Fav, Malajube, The Mars Volta, Miles Davis, the Minibosses, Neutral Milk Hotel, NIN, Oingo boingo, Opeth, Poison The Well, Portishead, The Postal Service, The Postman Syndrome, Radiohead, Rasputina, Ratatat, Old STP, Saul Williams, Sigur Ros, Skip James, Sufjan Stevens, Sunny Day Real Estate, System Of A Down, Team Sleep, Terrence Blanchard, They Might Be Giants, Tool, Type O, VAST, Vex Red, Ween...

Movies:

Donnie Darko, I ♥ Huckabee's, Pumpkin, The Usual Suspects, Clockwork Orange, Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill, Seven, Big Fish, Fight Club, Zoolander, Evil Dead, Pi, American Beauty, City of Lost Children, Mulholland Drive, Amelie.

Television:

I haven't owned a tv in 4 or 5 years now...

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Thomas Harris, My ever-expanding collection of art books, Cookbooks, The Hot Zone, Psychology books, Dr. Seuss (Is dead), Shel Silverstein, Catch 22, Jungian Archetypes, John Douglas...

Heroes:

Gabe's 15 year old sister, Lino Tagliapietra, Ed Kemper, Tom Friedman, Billy Morris, Dali, Andy Goldsworthy, HR Giger, David Lachapelle, Dick Smith, Alex Grey, Rick Baker, Wyland, Tim Burton, Stan Winston....

My Blog

Time for a change...

Well you guessed it... Some of you may have known it was coming... The inevitable... I circumsized my head.I went from this ridiculousness....To THIS!!!...
Posted by iLan on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

My friends are the best!

Nothing lightens the heart after a long trip to the east coast more than finding THIS in your room upon returning home :DEven while trying to be malicious, my friends are awesome!...
Posted by iLan on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST

A beautiful end to a beautiful day...

Let me just start this by saying thanks to everyone for all your well-wishes! I do appreciate it :DWhat better way to end my lovely day yesterday?! As most of you who are reading probably already know...
Posted by iLan on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

Shit got stolen...

It's incredible how frustrating getting your stuff stolen can be. Such a bizarre situation... I was sleeping, and while I was sleeping, my laptop and phone got stolen... From 2 feet away from my head....
Posted by iLan on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

Website Work...

So after over 400 hours of work, the website I've been working on for the past few weeks is finally live. It's a site for a paintball manufacturing company. The site is immensely huge, and it's not ev...
Posted by iLan on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

Some more work... and more progress...

    So I added the sternum and I made a hand which is going to reach in front of the ribcage and hold something. Not quite sure what yet. Probably some sort of plant thing. Piece is goi...
Posted by iLan on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:42:00 PST

Work in progress

    So for the past few days I've been welding up this little guy. I'm quite pleased with him so far. Not quite sure what the next step is (After the sternum of course). I'm contemplati...
Posted by iLan on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST

Well fucking fuck fuck holy mother of fuck...

I went.. I listened.... I have been conquered...Walking up to the paramount Trying to hide my enthusiasm for what I know is about to take place in an hour. I hop along the sidewalk as scalpers try to ...
Posted by iLan on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:01:00 PST

Mural-Tastic!!!

So... After a very long 9 days, I have successfully installed and fixed one new computer, reformatted and re-installed software for 2 old computers, and painted two bedrooms. I'm pretty pleased with h...
Posted by iLan on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:03:00 PST

There comes a time....

    There comes a time in every man's life when he knows he must shave... When the sun aligns properly with the moon and the stars and it just feels like the proper time to shave. For m...
Posted by iLan on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:25:00 PST