Roller hockey, the beach, computers, video games, music, lots of music.
Mitch Hedberg.
Boxelder, Nirvana, Slipknot, Sublime. THEN: 311, AC/DC, AFI, (old stuff, I swear!), Alien Ant Farm, The All-American Rejects, Anti-Flag, The Aquabats, The Ataris, Audioslave, Authority Zero, The Awesomizers, Bad Religion, Basement Jaxx, Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Benny Goodman, Blink 182, (Dude Ranch), Blur, Bowling for Soup, Buck-O-Nine, Bush, Butthole Surfers, Cake, CARLOS VIVES, Castle Logical, Cheap Trick, Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Conspiracy of Geeks, The Cure, Dance Hall Crashers, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, Days of the New, DDR songs, Deftones, Dirty Vegas, Dispatch, The Distillers, DJ Shadow, (Organ Donor kicks ass),, The Donnas, Eminem, Evanescence, Everclear, The Exies, F-Fields, Fall Out Boy, Fatboy Slim, Five Iron Frenzy, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, Glen Miller, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Green Day, Group X, Grupo Niche, Guitar Vader, Hawthorne Heights, Hideki Naganuma, The Hives, Hollywood Undead, Homegrown, Hot Hot Heat, Iggy Pop, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jane's Addiction, Jet, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, Jurassic 5, The Killers, The Kinks, Kiss, Kittie, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, Lady Sovereign, Lazlo Bane, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Live, Liam Lynch, Linkin Park, Lita Ford, Live, Local H, Lovin' Spoonful, M.I.A., Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Modest Mouse, Mudvayne, MUNGO JERRY, Murderdolls, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, N.E.R.D., New Found Glory, Nintendo songs, No Doubt, NOFX, O.A.R., Oasis, OC Supertones, The Offspring, Ok Go, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, P-Unit, P.O.D., Panic! At The Disco, Paper Lace, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Pepper, Phantom Planet, Poison, The Polyphonic Spree, Quarashi, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Reps, Revis, Richard Jacques, Rise Against, Save Ferris, Saves the Day, Seat Belts, Silverchair, Skindred, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, South Park songs, The Specials, Sprung Monkey, Steppenwolf, Stone Temple Pilots, The Streets, The Strokes, Sugarcult, The Suicide Machines, Sytem of a Down, Thin Lizzy, Third Eye Blind, Thrice, Thurday, Trapt, Tronto, The Urge, The Used, Van Halen, Veruca Salt, The Vines, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Wheatus, The White Stripes, Wilfrido Vargas, Windows, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowcard, Zelda songs, ZZ Top, Vallenatos!
Boondock Saints. 'Nuff said.
Adult Swim is the only TV really worth watching (Home Movies and Aqua Teen Hunger Force in particular). But Scrubs is great and I gotta get all the South Park DVDs. Oh, and does Red vs Blue count? Anyway, the list goes like this:Home Movies, Scrubs, South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Head Trip, The Weekenders
Mark Twain, Ambrose Bierce, Dienekes.