Froggie

THE LIFESTORY OF FROGGIEWell I started my life in a factory. Some place...maybe England. I was an orphan...no mother no father...the only person I had was Bob. Bob was my creater. Oh sweet Bob. I miss thee so much. He always smelled of oil greese and wore overalls with the sweet cologne smell of Old Spice and dirt. Such a great mix. Should be a new cologne style or aftershave or something like that. At age 2 I was taken from my home (a bed in Bob's bedroom) and shipped to...AMERICA. Dun dun duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I was shipped to some lonely shelf...i think in the store of some crazy place called 'K B Toys'. Whatever the fuck that means (exscuze me for my profanity). So anyways there i am sitting on the shelf next to these lifeless clones of me. EVIL CLONES trying to take over the world with the some crazy person named "Sarah" as there leaders. Though she claimed to also be the leader of index cards. I remember one day... ONE HORRIBLE DAY MIGHT I ADD ...I was taken....to some unknown place. But they didn't speak english. I didnt understand a word. IT WAS LIKE GIBERISH! So one day i was sitting on one similar bed to Bobs....and heres this freak named Junior biting my eyeballs....it hurt. Then the freaks started throwing me around like i was some sorta toy. DAMN COLOMBIANS, HOW DARE YOU!!! Anyways now I'm hanging around these people named Alexia, Sarah, Cherie, Jodie, and Carolina. They have myspaces too if your wonderingThis profile was edited with Alexia, Sarah, Jodie, Cherie and Carolina's myspace editor™ V2.5