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(t)odd of the future

down & out in time & space

About Me

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I am the acclaimed writer/artist behind criminal atrocities too numerous and lurid to mention here amongst polite society. I do freelance artwork and graphic design for businesses, bands, hobos, et al- so if you are looking for lines on paper and willing to pay then hit me up, yo.

My Interests

terrorism, music, society, politics, psychology, photography, dissention, art, movies, theoretical physics, mysticism, dead religions, casual blasphemy, conquering the universe, destroying the universe (whichever comes first), taquitos

I'd like to meet:

Time travelers, people who can run the mile in two seconds, and my illegitimate clone children.
Also, anyone willing to give me money for little or no reason.

Music:

I listen to too much music to reasonably list all the artists in this tiny box, but at the moment my preferred genres are: electronica, industrial dance, underground/indie hiphop, hyphy, dubstep, nerdcore, drum'n'bass, idm, ebm, breakbeat, and several others that don't have names yet.

Movies:

Brazil (and anything else by Gilliam), Se7en, Dead Alive, Citizen Kane, Kafka, Naked Lunch, Schizopolis, He Loves Me/He Loves Me Not, Kung Fu Hustle, Eternal Sunshine, The Science of Sleep, Matrix, Dagon, Evil Dead, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead, most british comedies, most french films, anything with John Cusack and anything with zombies. Wouldn't a movie about a zombie army of John Cusacks kick ass? Someone should talk to Gondry about that. Yow.

Television:

Robot Chicken, House, Lost, Aqua Teen, Tom Goes to The Mayor, Mythbusters, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, um... I guess that's really the only television I watch. Or enjoy, at least.

Books:

T.A.Z. by Hakim Bey, Illuminatus!/Cosmic Trigger by R.A. Wilson,, The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, The End of Faith by Sam Harris, The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, The Filth by Grant Morrison, Information Psychology by Dr. Tim Leary, Science and Sanity by A. Korzybski, Snow Crash by Neal Stevenson, and anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Chuck Palahniuk, Warren Ellis, Richard Metsger, Douglas Adams, R.A. Wilson, etc etc etc.

Heroes:

Be your own hero, stupid. Why, just the other day I saved the world AT LEAST twice. I mean, come on!

My Blog

I put my trust in you.

I've been listening to alot of Joy Division recently. I have a small mp3 player, only holds about 3gigs (800-ish songs) of music, and since I have a vast music collection I have to plug into the compu...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

blerg.

It is 7:30am It is too early for me to be awake. I am not evolved to operate at these times. Erg.Just wanted you to know that today is national "Kick A Puppy In Protest" Day, the day when people kick ...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:46:00 PST

"This is YouTube material!"

In what is quite possibly the funniest tragedy of the week, bbc news recently reported the story of a middle-aged woman who dropped dead in the streets of hartlpool, england. A drunken bystander used ...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST

What we need more of is science

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Posted by (t)odd of the future on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Bananas over Texas

An artist plans to inflate a giant, 300 meter long banana and release it over texas, where he expects it to rise about 30 miles into the atmosphere and float over the earth for a full month before bur...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:37:00 PST

no hell and no hiroshima

Just finished an online application for a bank, of all places. I know one of the people who works there and hopefully her referral gets me in the door, as it pays alot more and offers better hours tha...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST

Surreptitious Soundings Late at Night

I feel I've been in somewhat of a transitional phase for the last year or so, all the little remnants that make "what I is" brewing and fermenting in a skin pot with the intent of a delicious meal pop...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:47:00 PST

Mother Teresa- Atheist

A recent CBS newsfeed reported on a book being published by the Reverend Brian Kolodiejchuk, the apparently self-deluded entity who is making the case for Ma Teresa's sainthood. The book is a collecti...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:25:00 PST

Savage Adam

I like the show Mythbusters. Screw you. It's one of the few shows I actively make a point of watching regularly. It's educational and full of explosions. Anyway, turns out host Adam Savage is joining ...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

monty python’s the meaning of artificial life

Scientists are very close to creating artificial life. Possibly sometime within the next three to ten years. Not only that, but some researchers are even going so far as attempting to rewrite dna by c...
Posted by (t)odd of the future on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST