My favourite.
I'm very fond of tea.
My piano.
My friends.
Giggage.
Getting letters.
Cats and squirrels.
Stupid, unfunny jokes.
Travelling.
Reading.
Veganism.
Good ol' beer.
Ricky Gervais.
Live music.
Smiley people.
Easygoing people.
Friendly people.
Shy people.
Basically people who aren't arsewipes.
Music, can't stress that enough.
Like-minded people. A Nepalese mail-order husband. I also want to meet Chuck Norris, just so I can visit his house and find out once and for all whether or not he lives in a floating volcano like Maddox insists.
Oh and RICKY GERVAIS. When this epic meeting takes place, this is how the conversation will begin:
Ricky:
"Hello Laura. I have admired you from afar for many years. Your wit, musicianship and understanding of my deep yet amusing nature never cease to amaze me completely."
Me:
"How wonderful. Tea?"
Ricky:
"Never mind tea, you're a credit to the human race."
Me:
"Then let us dance."
...And dancing shall ensue.
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Currently reading "The Dice Man" by Luke Rhinehart, and it's pissing me off because Mr. Rhinehart is a complete bellend. Mostly entertaining, but stll such a bellend.
It will always be Kikkoman .
Fo evah, homebwoi.