Julian

-I do not like the internet.A bold sentence, but it's true. Less than Tv but more than computers in general, the internet feeds on good peoples time, that could otherwise be spent doing wonderful things like basket weaving, playing draughts in smokey cheap Cafes with low hanging IKEA light fittings, or just finding out that someone outside on the street, one grey tuesday morning in April, could tell you a secret, and that that secret could change your life, if only you knew their name.-I like Sweden.Just go there and try it. Or if you know me well enough (you can be the judge of that) then come visit me some time.-I like people who look me in the eye when talking.-I like reading literatureAmerican literature particularly, as the style really speaks to my pseudo-american outlook on life. I dunno, there's something not necessarily dark, but under-doggish about it.- Oh, that's me by the way...-I do not talk about spots or pheacese or the passing of wind.-I do not like people who talk about these things on any level.-There are no exceptions.-I will get pissed off when people say "nah that's gay"-This is not unreasonable-I love writing I want to be a writer. And by that I mean that I aspire to become a great and authoritative author, whose books will be read and re-read around the globe. At the moment I'm writing short stories, mostly about people who hate their lives and strive to get out of their PERSONAL LITTLE NIGHTMARE LIVES.-I love women And most will agree on this. Put simply: equalitist (own term). Would that I could have breasts and a slender figure, I'd spit, drink beer and scratch myself in public.-Create own interpretation.