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Chiarina Ballerina

There's some bad ju-ju afoot!!!!

About Me

My name is Chiara/Kia-Ora/Umbongo. I like dancin like a fool as often as is physically possible, infact almost continuously (I'm dancin' as I type!)...and engage in drunken debauchery. Also, I persue the continuous quest of distressing my turquoise Cons at the Corp disko - but not tooooo much. It's a hard balance to find...I went too far last Monday(that's alot of mondays ago now!)and ended up havin to put them in the washing machine (with fabric softener) and now they're all shiney and brand new again...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! But my lord, I now have a pair of rainbow Cons & they r far 2 amazin n they have stolen my affections away from th turquoises sumwot. thet're beta than vicki's yellow 1's aswel, coz they jus make her luk like a big banana! i win! altho in these past few summer months i hav been frequentin th way of th flip-flop/sandal n alls colours and creeds of All Stars hav been sumwot neglected. its bad really, i feel guilty! is that rediculous?! Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
You are Deb and you could drink whole milk if you wanted.
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My Interests

Persuing the fatherly love & guidance of Phillipa Andrew Sneddon(for he is our inspiration), snooping, obtaining the signature of Angela Lansbury, being cute, being weird, taking the perfect photograph by my own reckoning, being a happy yet responsible drunk, not being puked on by people that aren't me, kissing pretty boys called Noel Fielding & Julian Barratt (BOOSH,BOOSH... Vicki knows what i'm talkin about!), learning how to type quicker, skinny dipping in th sea, always happening to be naked when people knock on my door - even th 1st time my new neighbours came round,how?! Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.

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I'd like to meet:

Monsieur Salad Fingers, but under controlled circumstances - i.e No rusty spoons!,Angela Lansbury, Alan Fletcher/Karl Kennedy(oh no sorry, I've already achieved this life goal & gained three signatures - one on a free cd...'Love to Chiara, Alan, x'...muhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!), that girl who poppped my inflatable air cushion with a fork at camp when I was seven...that spiney cow must pay, the person who invented Dandelion&Burdoch, Jackie Woodburn, Pete Doherty, James Dean, Roddy Woomble and a Unicorn... Cursor by nuthinbutnet.net

Music:

Death Cab For Cutie, the KOOKS( i met Luke and Hugh and they luuuurve me!) Gomez, Postal Service, Jim Noir, Babyshambles, Idlewild, Snow Patrol, Pedro th Lion, The Libertines, Radiohead, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainright, Bedouin Soundclash, the Editors, We are Scientists, The Smiths, the Small Faces, The Clash, the Beatles, The Stones, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, the Hamsters(research that!)...oh god, this is getting random and could indeed go on forever...I'll come back to this... Video code provided by Music Video Codes

Movies:

Mary Poppins (purely based on cockney accentry), The Sound Of Music, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Beatlejuice (damn you Globe pub quiz, you know I knew it wer Michael Keaton), Leon, Kids, Battle Royale, Pi, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Murder She Wrote full lengh feature...

Television:

Neighbours (twice daily if possible), Hollyoaks, Desperate Housewives, Lost(BEST THING IN TH WORLD!), The League of Gentlemen, The Mighty Boosh, Count Duckula, Mighty Mouse, Sesame Street, My Parents are Aliens, Mona the Vampire, Fraggle Rock, Danger Mouse, SuperTed, Button Moon, Family Guy (What the Deuce?!), Murder She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder...i saw this tits poster of the Sloane (sorry, Van Dyke - they're only characters) father & son combo th other day...someone purchase it for me quick before I inexplicably order a thousand copies...

Books:

Diceman, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Catcher in the Rye, The Outsider, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Vurt, Clockers, On Beauty, The DaVinci Code, Art in Theory 1900-2000 - An Anthology of Changing Ideas (snicker!)...

Heroes:

Vicki and Chloe and my turquiose Cons and Phillipa Andrew Sneddon and Corp juice and Vickis' leopard print Cons and Tiddles the cat( who now has tragically died on th 12th of may n who i miss enormously n who i think should b made a saint coz he wer th best cat eva eva EVA!) and Boursin cheese ( BourSIN,BourSAN? - who knows!) and Alice Fiona Elizabeth Tucker and my mad Mum and Dad and The Mighty Boosh lads and and and...