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Michael Edward Shelbourn

our anchor does not weigh...this port carries no authority!

About Me

drums records music shows skullduggery

My Interests

anything to do with music, food, boot parties, slam dancing, spikes, edible t shirts, or exuberating jubilees.

Music:

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Movies:

food

Television:

simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, early 90s snl, fox news....not!

Books:

medical block buchenwald

Heroes:

yo mama

My Blog

mike chaos discography

all releases to date, chronological order 1998 thru 2007 assailants-demo cassetteassailants- s/t 7" (violent reaction)assailants-modern technology cd (upstart)sick kicks for shock rockers comp  7...
Posted by Michael Edward Shelbourn on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST

new cell phone number (6/11)

got a swanky new cell phone, boy. write me for the number.
Posted by Michael Edward Shelbourn on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:21:00 PST

life on the muthafuckin westgate

is pretty kick ass. all i do is chill with my little brother and my neighbors and drink 40s of old e. too bad it wont be for long
Posted by Michael Edward Shelbourn on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:28:00 PST

new phone number (4/4/06)

i have a new number. write me for it
Posted by Michael Edward Shelbourn on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:49:00 PST

Everyone has their 15 minutes

mine was about 3 seconds. http://www.qscaudio.com/media/ click on the hpr audio promo link.
Posted by Michael Edward Shelbourn on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST

Chuck Norris Manifesto

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he...
Posted by Michael Edward Shelbourn on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 06:34:00 PST