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slapwhite

Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

About Me

Performance artist, Mystifier, Provocateur.

My Interests

I'm so gangsta and keep it so real that I think it scares women sometimes.

I'd like to meet:

A million more gay guys

Music:

Mostly just hyphy.

Movies:

Yes

Television:

Yes

Books:

No

Heroes:

Fuck you, George Michael.